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Relick wrote:One of my best friends told me about one of his bad porn experiences. It involved a threesome, two women and one man, and as the girls start making out, the man says, "That's fo shizzle my nizzle!"
He told me that he never had a boner go down that fast before. XD
Redstar wrote:Casually walk down a pedestrian crosswalk and have a friend or sibling "act like" they are attacking you. Have them continually "beat" you until the cars begin to pile up. At this point, your friends or siblings should flee and you should straggle away.
Mandy wrote:Here's mine:
Go into a clothing store and find a clothes rack that you are able to hide in. Next hide in it and wait for someone to look at the clothes. Then whisper, "Buy me." Do this until the person finds you or goes away with a weird look. It's hilarious.