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Thread #200 ^_^

Postby Mandy » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:16 pm

This has nothing to do with the Title lol
Okay, I've read other threads about pranks and I wanted to get soem of your pranks and ideas about what pranks would be best.

Here's mine:
Go into a clothing store and find a clothes rack that you are able to hide in. Next hide in it and wait for someone to look at the clothes. Then whisper, "Buy me." Do this until the person finds you or goes away with a weird look. It's hilarious.
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Postby Cali Defender » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:19 pm

go to a store and pick up a pack of condoms, then drop them in random carts when ppl arent looking.
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Re: Thread #200 ^_^

Postby Al Calnos » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:43 pm

Gather a team of paintball-gun wielding friends, and raid the suck-ass radio station in town. Wait is that a prank? I dont know, but i so want to Paintball KissFM (they play mostly rap, some pop, and 1 or 2 good rock songs a day) That would be fun =P
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Postby Mr. Mcgarrett » Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:37 am

In SoCal we have a KIIS FM lol
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Re: Thread #200 ^_^

Postby Redstar » Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:48 am

Just walk down the sidewalk like any other person, and when you're in a large crowd suddenly stop short and look straight up into the sky. Try to seem like you're looking at something important. After awhile, a crowd will start to gather that will be trying to get a look at whatever you're looking at.

Walk into any Burger King with a crown and perhaps a cape and pronounce at the top of your voice "I am the Burger King!". If you have siblings or friends, you can each take turns doing this on the hour. Then after each sibling/friend has gone through, all of you walk in at once and have a "war".

Talk about a stranger or enemy in a mean way when you know they can hear you.

Casually walk down a pedestrian crosswalk and have a friend or sibling "act like" they are attacking you. Have them continually "beat" you until the cars begin to pile up. At this point, your friends or siblings should flee and you should straggle away.
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Re: Thread #200 ^_^

Postby stray » Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:58 am

ahh man...
xD can't contribute, but those are some good ideas xD
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Postby Cali Defender » Sat Jan 08, 2005 2:33 am

not really a prank but me and my friends did it once: on an intersection in a slightly busy neighberhood, i would run into the stop ign (sometimes harder than i meant :fuckedup: ) then i would hit the ground and my friends would run around the corners of the intersection yelling random phrases. makes a good scene XD
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Re: Thread #200 ^_^

Postby Cascade » Sat Jan 08, 2005 2:37 am

Redstar wrote:Casually walk down a pedestrian crosswalk and have a friend or sibling "act like" they are attacking you. Have them continually "beat" you until the cars begin to pile up. At this point, your friends or siblings should flee and you should straggle away.

That sounds kind of like the "dog fights" on Trigger Happy TV.
I think the best one from that show to do in public is shouting loudly on a giant cardboard cell phone in the middle of a huge crowd of people.

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Oh the one that my friends and I did a while ago. We would sit at a table normally eating dinner in a public food court and then suddenly, all at the same time, point overdramatically in the gayest looking way in random directions, and people would look the way we point. Then we would all turn our pointing fingers to them and laugh at them.
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Postby Yoshi » Sat Jan 08, 2005 2:44 am

Just run round like a loon shoutijng something like "THE SQUIRREL MEN ARE ATTACKING! TO ARMS TO ARMS!" or heres one I'm dying to try out but can't pull it off (Not old enough). Wearing a thick military style jacket, long pants and a balaclava calmy walk into a local store ask for a pack of smokes or something and then just walk away.
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Re: Thread #200 ^_^

Postby stray » Sat Jan 08, 2005 2:52 am

cascade...
that sounds like ... these two guys i know

dem them! xD

here's one (only works on mmorpgs)
i hate beggars/leechers/etc. so if one keeps begging me for a tank or a leech, i lead them into an area with enemies that change targets. after they start hitting it, port away xD
yeaa, i'm a dork.

a friend of mine would get those stinkbomb things (the one that you press to activate) and place them in the streets (aligned so that tires will run over em)..works best at a stop sign. man, the smell stays in the AC for a while...xD

hm...
bleh, i'm too nice to really do anything like this...can't think of anything original at all
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Re: Thread #200 ^_^

Postby Cap. Hardman » Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:04 am

Mandy wrote:Here's mine:
Go into a clothing store and find a clothes rack that you are able to hide in. Next hide in it and wait for someone to look at the clothes. Then whisper, "Buy me." Do this until the person finds you or goes away with a weird look. It's hilarious.


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Postby Verec » Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:19 am

This week one of the guys in my dorm left his door unlocked for two hours. He was right next dorr, but that didn't stop the pranksters. The Took his matresses, the TV stand, chairs, everything but the TV out of the room, and hid them in the stairs and the bathroom. He was SOOO pissed, the f word got more use in thrity seconds than it normaly does in a year.
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Postby Mandy » Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:07 pm

Oh man these are AWESOME!! I would love to try the Burger King one though. That would be great!
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Postby Shebum Devi » Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:11 pm

Well... my friend peed on the payphone because the mall (the largest outlet mall in america) wouldn't let us go through to the other side because it was closing, so we had to walk all the way around it and he was pissed...so he expressed the fact... but I don't know if that's really a prank.

But that let's you know, beware of the payphones...and subway tuna. They don't get paided enough not too pee in your food.
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Postby Ro Wong » Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:15 pm

Hell yeah, that'd be great. Wish I had a crown, though... Guess I'll have to do that 'stare at the sky' thing or 'crosswalk beatdown.' XD *goes off to get two of his friends together to freak out everyone*
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Postby Cali Defender » Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:23 pm

heres one: take saran wrap and really tightly pull it across a tolet seat, making sure its too tight to bee seen really. then when somecomes to urinate or even funnier defecate, there will be a nice suprise
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Postby Acktoo » Sat Jan 08, 2005 5:26 pm

I actually did the stare at the sky thing ad got a crowd of like eight people to join. Then when nobody was looking, I left.

This isn't really a prank, but it is funny. Get on a crowded elevator and face opposite the door, so you're staring at the elevator's occupants. They won't be able to stand it for long.
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Postby Cali Defender » Sat Jan 08, 2005 6:21 pm

elevators? try getting on an empty elevator and waitinf till you stop, then b4 the doors open get on the ground in the fetal position and just rock back and forth till the doors close again, if anyone was brave enough to get on, then stand up and start a sophisticated conversation, using many big words, then wash rinse and repeat :)
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Postby Fixen » Sat Jan 08, 2005 6:39 pm

Take cellophane tape. Place them anywhere on the bathroom doorway (top, bottom, middle, doesn't matter). People may go to it at night when it's dark, and either get their face smashed, their stomach knocked in, or just tripped into the cold floor.
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Postby Yoshi » Sun Jan 09, 2005 1:14 am

Stolen from Australian Comedy Festival: Grab a group of about 8 friends and dress like terrorists. Then hang around at an airport and every five minutes or so just ask questions like "When will you be turning off the metal detectors?"
Also stolen: Walk into a grocery store walk up to a random kid and hit 'em lightly and just say "No" if the parents walk up and ask what you think you're doing just stay calm and say "Look, don't get involved okay?"
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Postby Cali Defender » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:06 pm

yeah, you try the first one and tell me how it turns out :bird:
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Postby Verec » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:08 pm

It's like the collage student who called the FBI and told them he would be smuggaling weapons on planes. They ignored him, and he did it. He left them in these little paper bags with notes taped on saying things like "Should I have been able to get these on the plane?"
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Postby Ro Wong » Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:53 pm

Something to add to the Burger King prank: when you and your friends go back in to fight, make sure to have a lot of ketchup packets. When you start fighting, have some either cut open a little or wound so the packs are tight and hold them in your fists. Start the fighting and have ketchup flying all over each other to make it look really brutal. (And make sure none of you mind making moans of pain or little screams of death. That was some great shit. XD )
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Postby Mandy » Sun Jan 09, 2005 2:23 pm

There has to be a winner for the Burger King Title. So, what if The losers just lyed there, dead, and the winner ran around screaming, "I'm THE Burger King!!!" lol
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Postby Ro Wong » Sun Jan 09, 2005 2:29 pm

Nah, we had an idea for that. We had an extra friend standing by for when everyone "slaughtered" eachother. When everyone was on the floor, covered in ketchup, the extra guy came running in, grabbed a cape and crown, turned to the customers(was done right in front of the register), and said: "I am the REAL Burger King! Follow me to my kingdom, my loyal subjects!" He then turns and marches out of the restaurant.
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