Things we wanna hear Gir saying

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Postby Yoshi » Thu Dec 30, 2004 5:40 pm

Yes little one,
It would fit pretty good.
Now we need some more like that,
And some dancing in the woods.
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Postby griffa » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:38 am

How long have you been rhyming in your responses Yoshimoto? It's impressive ^_^

Oh, and I could see Gir reciting that rap they had at the end of each pokemon episode way back when.
" There is life outside your apartment. I know it’s hard to conceive.
But there’s life outside your apartment.
And you’re only gonna see it if you leave.
There is cool shit to do,
But it can’t come to you,
And who knows, dude
You might even score!
There is life outside your apartment.
But you gotta open the door!"
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Postby Jay » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:39 am

Haha, the Poke'rap?
People would hold competitions of rapping that stuff
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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby Yoshi » Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:20 am

The Pokerap as you should know,
Was but a pathetic attempt to make interest in the show.
Suited to GIR well indeed,
Rapping faster than the sound of speed.
Bright and early I have the rhyming stocks,
Rhyming the rhymes down to the socks.
Banging out rhymes faster than you can read,
I'm the rhyme master can't you see?
Taking words everyone knows,
Parading 'em around like they're on show.
I've been rhyming all my life,
Putting wannabes back in strife.
Since this morning though,
I've been bringing 'em here nice and slow.
So chill my freind, chill indeed,
'Cause if you got an appetite for rhymes I'm here to feed.
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Postby griffa » Fri Dec 31, 2004 3:39 am

(applaudes)

Oh the pokerap! That's what its called! I think I actually have a tape somewhere of my brother doing that when he was 6.
" There is life outside your apartment. I know it’s hard to conceive.
But there’s life outside your apartment.
And you’re only gonna see it if you leave.
There is cool shit to do,
But it can’t come to you,
And who knows, dude
You might even score!
There is life outside your apartment.
But you gotta open the door!"
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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby Frosty the Pyro » Sat Jan 01, 2005 3:41 am

GIR should say whats in his heart,


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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby Cap. Hardman » Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:15 pm

:shock: OH! MY GOD! he KILLED DEE-DEE! Yopu BASTARD! (For Mandark)
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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby JoeEngland » Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:40 pm

GIRtalk, eh? Lemme take a whack...

"Lookame, I'mo walk five-hundred miles! I'mo walk five-hunnert more! I'monna be SICK!"
"The pig's gotta motorbike."
"Your hair is like so much meeeaaat..."
"Sometimes I dream of yoouuu... you're really boring."
"I told Elliot to stay good... I said I was in his heart... but it was filled with blood. So I left."
"I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, etc."
"Why do thumbtacks hurt me so? I love 'em... They stick to the roof of my moouthhrrgghhhh... ow."
"MEAT! No, wait... vegetable."
"We filled your planet with doom."
"RRRRGH! I can't see MY EYES!! NGGggrrgh!"
"Animals at the zoo eat each other."
"I'm lying to you. Wait... no I'm not."
"Snf... I miss my tears... they keep leaving my head. Hoo..."

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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby Imp » Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:45 pm

It was me! I was the turkey all along! I was the turkey!
I'm back... If anyone actually remembers who I am... 0_0'

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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby Jasernaut » Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:05 pm

I have been gone for a while but i must make a post for this.

"2+2 equals...FISH!"
"where did the pork chop go?"
"I like crunchy bugs"
"Dont put your fork in the dryer"
"Give me a G... give me an I... give me a R... whats it spell GIR...whats it mean... ME!"
"The moon is dark in the morning and toasty at night"
Today i walked out to my car...
I slipped and fell from the ice that had formed over night...
It hurt...
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Postby Acktoo » Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:18 pm

"Roasted Peanut Butter and Gravy Sandwiches!"
"Save the Dinosaurs!"
"There's something in your nose....I want it."
"Show me the money!"
Too good for you.
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Postby Agu Fungus » Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:08 pm

Gravy! Buttered toast! My liver comes from pluto!
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Postby Angelin » Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:54 pm

Cant we go with the old randomness like...

"Piggy!" (out of no where gir point to the sky and screams it)

"I wunna be a RRB!"

"oooo i'm like Buttercup, big and tough!"

o.O (Don't mind me that just came from no where x.x)
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Postby It is Nicky. » Sun Jan 02, 2005 8:13 pm

Got to love the classics!

"Why?! Why my piggy?! I loved you piggy! I loved you"

*sniffles* "I miss you cupcake"

"Moosy fate! Say moosy fate!"
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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby tekrat » Sun Jan 02, 2005 8:32 pm

GIRtalk, eh? Here's my shoot...
"Spam, Spam, the magical meat. The more you eat, the bigger your seat." - Tekrat Original
"I want your balls please" - Tenchi Muyo
"All your bases are belong to us"
"Newsflash: Mountain Dew just won the cola wars."
"Today's bible leason: Balam beat his ass, then his ass spoke to him." - Tekrat Original
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates
"Fear my l33t n1Nja skilz" - MegaTokyo
"Sleep, those little slices of death, how I loathe them." - Edgar Allen Poe
"Reality is for those who can't deal with drugs." - Several
"There is nothing wrong in America that can't be fixed with what is right in America." - Bill Clinton
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." - Aesop
"Humour. It is a difficult concept" -- Saavik (Star Trek II)
"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space." -- Kirk (Star Trek IV)
"Captain, life is not a dream." -- Spock (Star Trek V)
"Close the world, txEn eht nepO" - Serial Experiments Lain
"I ain't volunteering to pick shrapnel out of your boxers." -- Ling Ling, 3x3 eyes
"The boy's screams excited me far more than yours." - Tomo, Fushigi Yugi
"Dying hurts like hell" - Gundam Wing
"Mmmm... Kitty Kandy" - Tekrat Original
"Feed me Semor" - Little Shop Horrors
"People scare me, clowns scare me. Clowns are people too." - Tekrat Original
"OMG- Whats the number for 9-1-1?" - A neigbhor of mine, really
"Arg Matie" - Many
"I want my GTV"
"Babies come from watermelon seeds"
"Its not a tumor. oh wait, I was wrong."
"Wanna see where they put my RFID tag?"
"Akunamatta, that something I ain't gotta."
"Why do they call it mooning when all I see is Urnas?"
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Postby Miztaken » Sun Jan 02, 2005 8:47 pm

The brocolli stalks me.
During the day, in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
came and shot the two dead boys.
And if you dont believe that this lie is true,
ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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Postby Fixen » Sun Jan 02, 2005 9:27 pm

"In Soviet Russia....GOLDFISH!"
"Badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger"
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Postby Chappu » Sun Jan 02, 2005 9:40 pm

"I'm a monkey, Mr. Anderson!"
"Hey! I was watching that! I want to watch it! I NEED it! (starts crying bloody murder)"
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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby Yoshi » Sun Jan 02, 2005 9:59 pm

My Sayings Gone Gold (Yes, Gloating time):
"I'M MAKING MASHED POTATOES!"

My List So Far:

"One day I saw a cupcake and... CUPCAKE!!!"
"My master like doom"
"Yes... Wait a minute... I dunno"
"I wanna be a slinky!"
"And then there was a whoosh and then a bleep and then..."
"I'm doin' it! I'M DANCIN!"
"Awww... It's just a baby"
"CHICKENFOOT! Hehehehe, I'm gonna eat you!"
"But which is the real one?" (While looking at BvB)
"When I grow up I wanna be a firetruck!"
"Awww, I wanted to esplode"
"You are an intruder, you shall not pass. Oh, they went over there." (While talking to Buttercup and Bubbles about BvB)
Person: "Are you sure?" GIR: "YES! Wait a minute... I dunno"
"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID!"
Zim: "GIR! If this get's out our mission will be compromised!" GIR: "OH NO!" *Sits down* Zim: "GIR!" GIR: "Oh yeah... AAAAAAAAH!!!"
"I'm eating mashed po-ta-toes"
"Cows are my freeeeinds..."
"I like babies"
"SAMMICH!"
"I saw a squirrel"
"Can I be a mongoose dog?"
"I'm a cereal box!"
"Aww... They're dancin'" (Watching BvB)
"I like 3.14" (Do some maths/ He is a robot)
"And then I asploded"
"I need Tacos or I'll explode. That happens to me sometimes."
"I used to be a toaster"
"Awww... You look dewformed" (When in chibi form)
"Where's my hands?!?"
"I wanna boom box"
"Where'd these come from?" (When his weapons come out)
"MY HEAD'S A BALLOON!"
"Look I'm a ricer!" (GIR with neons etc)
"Can I have a cookie?"
"LOOK! I'M WINDOWS!" (Pulls stupid face}
"Worst case scenario I'll get arrested for public nudity.
Best case scenerio I'll get arrested for public nudity with a boner. It's win win.
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Postby serene_black » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:02 pm

I find these particularly humorous...But maybe that's just me. I went with the whole random thing.

"Can I pick your nooose for you?"
"I coldee!"
*Screaming* "MY ZIPPER'S STUCK!!"
Asked: What kind of dog are you, Gir?*pause* "I'M A POOOOODLE!"
"Can I smell you?"
"You smell like rhinocerous butt!"
"I'm gonna bite you..." *Sir mode*
I need to think of a good signature...
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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby Starforsaken » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:07 pm

Oh man! All these quotes for GIR are pretty darn funny! I'm trying to think of more...

"I AM A BANANA!!!"
"I'm SIIIIINGING in the rain! Just SIIIIINGING in the rain!"

Wow, I suck.
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Postby Yoshi » Tue Jan 04, 2005 3:15 am

The latter is indeed funny. Especially if you add a raincoat/umbrella to the mix.
"Worst case scenario I'll get arrested for public nudity.
Best case scenerio I'll get arrested for public nudity with a boner. It's win win.
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Postby Yoshi » Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:28 am

Anyone else got ideas?
"Worst case scenario I'll get arrested for public nudity.
Best case scenerio I'll get arrested for public nudity with a boner. It's win win.
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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby Al Calnos » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:11 pm

"Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANA PHONE!"
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Postby Cali Defender » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:21 pm

OMFG!!! that would own all other phrases, he could sing it incessantly.
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