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Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby Cap. Hardman » Tue Dec 28, 2004 6:53 am

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Postby Rival » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:56 am

Well Cap.Hardman some text`s of you are funny but i think it`s best to leave the jokes to Bleedman. Cause he allways manages to come up with some good jokes. And if we would know what Gir`s going to say in advanced it wouldn`t be funny at all.
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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby Jack Salem » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:00 am

Since when did he say this was a suggestion box thing XD. We're just here to post things we WANT Gir to say. And, not trying to put B-man down or anything, but B-man doesn't really have that great of humor in my honest opinion. Or else this topic probably wouldn't be here.
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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby Cap. Hardman » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:43 am

Tks, Dakota... this is Thigs we could find funny hearing from Gir.

"Don't hate me because I'm beautifull"
"Can I Watch?"
"there's no bussines like Showbuisness"
"Earth is blue!"
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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby Chappu » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:08 am

There's always an odd logic to Gir's off-the-wall statements. Things you wouldn't expect, but if you look back, are appropriate. Gir is the character you'd always expect to make an awkward situation even more awkward.

But considering his brain (according to the show) is only a paperclip, dime, 2 pennies, and a rubber band, let's see what I can come up with.

"BURR-I-TOS!!!" (Classic Gir quote)
"(While poking a random person) Oh! Squishy! (Hugs that person)"
"Yay! Go team! (While Bell or whoever gets beaten down)"
"I wanna be a mongoose!" (I think he said that in the first episode)
"(Running around without dog suit) I'm naked, I'm naked!"
"I want a burrito. You want a burrito? I want the burrito!!"
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Postby Verec » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:11 am

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Postby Yoshi » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:01 pm

I love anything that comes from GIRs mouth.
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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby Cyros » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:05 pm

"I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!"
"PREPARE FOR EXTERMINATION!" (In SIR mode)
"Where do babies come from?"
"Yea, we're doomed!"
"Um... what happened?"
"Your toast has been buuurnt, and no amount of scrapping, will remove the black parts!" (quote from Red vs. Blue)
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Postby Yoshi » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:19 pm

"I'm eating mashed po-ta-toes"
"Cows are my freeeeinds..."
"I like babies"
"SAMMICH!"
"I saw a squirrel"
"Can I be a mongoose dog?"
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Postby Why_am_i_here? » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:49 pm

" i'm a barbie girl in a barbie worllld"[random]
" SEVEN DAYS"[when he gets pissed when blossom knocks bell d0wn]
"MONKEYFACE!"[looking for bell]
"THATS ALL FOLKS!"[when b3ll defeats blossom]
"WANNA SEE A BROWN SNAKE!?"
"drop it like its hot drop it like its hot"
"Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice"
"you dirty rat"
"I'll be back........ with TACOS!
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Postby Yoshi » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:54 pm

GIR wouldn't say crap... Or any cursing for that matter. It'd be something like "I'M MAKING MASHED POTATOES!"
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Postby Chappu » Tue Dec 28, 2004 4:06 pm

Yoshimoto wrote:GIR wouldn't say crap... Or any cursing for that matter. It'd be something like "I'M MAKING MASHED POTATOES!"


Agreed.
It would be random, but it wouldn't be so random that it would be on the bad end of stupid. Gir is a token character to a show that even when it was cancelled, his fans lingered on.

"Awww, they're cute, can we keep them?" - for example, Gir's reply to a horde of killer babies.
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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby Slipslash » Tue Dec 28, 2004 6:06 pm

Have u noticed we havent seen Gir out of his suit?And the inside of his mouth looks fleshy.
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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby SemiJuggalo » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:30 pm

Lord Kuwangst wrote:"PREPARE FOR EXTERMINATION!" (In SIR mode)

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Oh my God! That one cracked me up! I would love to hear him say that (red eyes, serious voice and all)!

After Bell beats Blossom...

"I WANNA WATCH IT AGAIN!!!"<--To paraphrase his line in FBI Warning of Doom.
"YOU GOT KNOCKED THE F**K OUT!!!" <--Not likely, but it would be funny.
"You are the weakest link...GOODBYE!"

If you want random, how's this?

Imagine GIR saying this one REALLY, REALLY FAST (Metal Gear fans will recognize this).

"Kawanishi-Noseguchi, Kinunobebashi, Takiyama, Uguisunomori, Tsuzumigataki, Tada, Hirano, Ichinotorii, Uneno, Yamashita, Sasabe, Kofudai, Tokiwadai, Myoukenguchi."
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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby Chappu » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:39 pm

SemiJuggalo wrote:Imagine GIR saying this one REALLY, REALLY FAST (Metal Gear fans will recognize this).

"Kawanishi-Noseguchi, Kinunobebashi, Takiyama, Uguisunomori, Tsuzumigataki, Tada, Hirano, Ichinotorii, Uneno, Yamashita, Sasabe, Kofudai, Tokiwadai, Myoukenguchi."


Oddly, that is the most Gir-like thing I've seen in awhile. I can just imagine him doing it in his baby outfit (and of course, losing his head soon after).
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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby Yoshi » Wed Dec 29, 2004 12:31 am

I'd love that. Seeing GIR say that and then headasplode...
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Postby Chappu » Wed Dec 29, 2004 12:34 am

The the 'sploded head lands near someone, and Gir yells "Hi! I like BABIES!!"
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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby Nikki » Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:19 am

"Go go Power Rangers!" (O.o I dunno why.)
"Chupa-thingy!"
"I like me!"
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Postby Yoshi » Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:15 am

I also think Ed's sayings would fit GIR well. i.e "He's soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes"

Added after 1 minutes:

Other one's I like the sound of:
"I'm a cereal box!"
"Aww... They're dancin'" (Watching BvB)
"I like 3.14" (Do some maths/ He is a robot)
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Postby Karuma » Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:00 am

In responce to all the explosions of the fight (and to rip off a classic Gir saying of "Doom..."): "Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom..."
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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby Rage » Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:25 pm

"This fight is great...FOR ME TO POOP ON!"


I can't think of anything...

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"One plus one equals one on a bun!"
"Have you ever danced with a tuna before?"
"What's up doc?"
"It's-a me, Brickio!"
"Powerpuff! (hums PPG theme) Powerpuff!"
"They're like slime, buggin' the entire world, playing pranks all the time, The Rowdyruff Boys"
"Toilet water, delicious"
"Hadoken! Shoryuken! I know Ken!"
"You say Tomato, I say Jerrryato!"
"Gotta kill'em all! Crapémon!"
"Brick looks like a girl! Brick looks like a girl!

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Re: Things we wanna hear Gir saying

Postby Yoshi » Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:51 pm

"I'm doin' it! I'M DANCIN!"
"Awww... It's just a baby"
"CHICKENFOOT! Hehehehe, I'm gonna eat you!"
"But which is the real one?" (While looking at BvB)
"When I grow up I wanna be a firetruck!"
"Awww, I wanted to esplode"
"You are an intruder, you shall not pass. Oh, they went over there." (While talking to Buttercup and Bubbles about BvB)
Person: "Are you sure?" GIR: "YES! Wait a minute... I dunno"
"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID!"
Zim: "GIR! If this get's out our mission will be compromised!" GIR: "OH NO!" *Sits down* Zim: "GIR!" GIR: "Oh yeah... AAAAAAAAH!!!"
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Postby Yoshi » Thu Dec 30, 2004 5:23 pm

GIR should say whats in his heart,
What he really wants to say.
Mind you a couple idiotic ramblings,
Wouldn't go astray.
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Postby Chappu » Thu Dec 30, 2004 5:34 pm

Yoshimoto wrote:GIR should say whats in his heart,
What he really wants to say.
Mind you a couple idiotic ramblings,
Wouldn't go astray.


Sooo...."I wanna eat a rat!" would fit pretty good?
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