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PRAY FOR SNOW!!!11

Postby Christerray » Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:40 pm

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Join me in prayer, be you Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, Athiest, or Midget.

And take your shirt off, so you get sick from the cold and stay home from school/work.


I seem to lack belt. Can you get a me a belt for Christmas/Channukah/Kwanza/Five finger discount?
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Postby Verec » Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:43 pm

Oh great lords of the arctic north, who saw fit to give the eskimo fourty kinds of snow, Send unto us you bounty of white goodness!(like that?)
"I saw it, there, in the sewers...for just a second. All hunched over, skin pale white beneath those rags...so many rags. The vermin crawled about his feet like idolaters at worship, and I swear that the wind drew breath in a frightened gasp at his passing. He wore cold like a cloak and I swear that behind that smiling golden mask he was laughing at me as his curved blade rose and fell, cutting through my men. It left wounds filled with crystals of salt...the screams...the screams...and the pants....Gods! The Pants!!!"
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Re: PRAY FOR SNOW!!!11

Postby Christerray » Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:44 pm

Excellent! We must gather the masses and use our Chi in a combined effort.
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Re: PRAY FOR SNOW!!!11

Postby Yoshi » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:21 pm

Hah! Fat chance I'll get snow... Goddamn it's boiling here...
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Postby Mr. Mcgarrett » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:21 am

What about us Metaclorians?
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Postby Dave » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:27 am

we had snow...
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Postby Jay » Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:14 am

We over here in Richmond had wet-snow x.x Dang does that get slippery.
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Postby Yoshi » Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:18 am

Australia = Snowless :(
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Re: PRAY FOR SNOW!!!11

Postby Takuto » Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:49 am

bah... no more snow... We have piles upon piles of it here in Ontario.
A train leaves the station, going south, at 2:00 pm at a constant speed of 80 km/h. Another train, going north, reaches that same station at 3:00 pm at a constant speed of 60 km/h. When will the trains be closest to each other? <-- Why are people scared of this? Perhaps it's because it requires Calculus!
d(x) = sqrt((60 - 60x)^2 + (80x)^2)
So:
d'(x) = (1/2)(10000x^2-7200x+3600)^(-1/2)(20000x -7200)
To determine the possible critical points - let d'(x)=0 --> The trains will be closest together at 2:21.40 pm.
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Re: PRAY FOR SNOW!!!11

Postby Christerray » Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:51 am

Takuto wrote:bah... no more snow... We have piles upon piles of it here in Ontario.


You jinx the ones in Jersey! :-/
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Postby Verec » Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:52 am

Got snow, got lots of snow. School got canceled here for my little bro, so this is a mixed blessing.
"I saw it, there, in the sewers...for just a second. All hunched over, skin pale white beneath those rags...so many rags. The vermin crawled about his feet like idolaters at worship, and I swear that the wind drew breath in a frightened gasp at his passing. He wore cold like a cloak and I swear that behind that smiling golden mask he was laughing at me as his curved blade rose and fell, cutting through my men. It left wounds filled with crystals of salt...the screams...the screams...and the pants....Gods! The Pants!!!"
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Postby Mandy » Tue Dec 14, 2004 8:41 am

Yesterday afternoon I saw small little tufts of snow fall to the ground and melt. It was my first snowfall, since I just moved to VA from FL.
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Postby Verec » Tue Dec 14, 2004 9:08 am

Tooo much now! I'm snowed in, and I must evacuate to a safer location.
"I saw it, there, in the sewers...for just a second. All hunched over, skin pale white beneath those rags...so many rags. The vermin crawled about his feet like idolaters at worship, and I swear that the wind drew breath in a frightened gasp at his passing. He wore cold like a cloak and I swear that behind that smiling golden mask he was laughing at me as his curved blade rose and fell, cutting through my men. It left wounds filled with crystals of salt...the screams...the screams...and the pants....Gods! The Pants!!!"
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Postby Mandy » Tue Dec 14, 2004 9:11 am

Take your computer with you!
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Re: PRAY FOR SNOW!!!11

Postby Christerray » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:32 pm

Damn Verec, you lucky sob. It's almost 60 degrees in jersey...pisses me off.

I could go outside with my shirt off, as you saw in the above photograph.
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Postby Shebum Devi » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:44 pm

Please lord, let the white fluffy stuff flow so that his nipples may be pointy, and nose be sniffley.

*Sigh* I miss snow... now I live in hell...aka florida. Where it only snows smuggled cuban refugees from stolen aircrafts that pass by the florida keys.
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Re: PRAY FOR SNOW!!!11

Postby Christerray » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:45 pm

Thou insultith me? How dare ye with black lipstick!?

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Postby Shebum Devi » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:46 pm

^.^ Yay... for we are the fat.

And I like me black lipstick. It makes my wee little lips look huge.
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Re: PRAY FOR SNOW!!!11

Postby Christerray » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:50 pm

I DEMAND ASS MEAT!
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Postby Shebum Devi » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:53 pm

You should pray for some new boxers too. Those do nothing for meh.
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Postby Mandy » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:00 pm

I <3 Florida!!!! It's much better than VA. It's too damn cold!
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Postby Shebum Devi » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:17 pm

No no no. Don't you ever say that. You loose all acknowledgement of seasons because there's only one season here. Summer (complete with hurricanes) and somewhat colder summer (now). That and the lack of english spoken, druggies and idiots gallore. Florida has the worst drivers, is the most unsafe place to walk (done by some census I heard over the news). Overcrowded...crazy old people that love to crash into post offices and swapshops... *squishes her cheeks* Stay there... stay aslong as you can.
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Postby Mandy » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:19 pm

I have lived in FL all my life so I am used to it. Where I lived it was nice and perfect, Coconut Creek. Those seasons are The Dry and The Wet season. You are in the Dry Season right now.
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Postby Shebum Devi » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:22 pm

LOL I live in margate. My friend bunny lives there. It's pretty nice, I mean it's not pompano. *shutters*
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Postby Mandy » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:25 pm

OH GOD! I HATE HATE HATE AND HATE Pompano! I went to Middle school there and I saw a kid get jumped and his fingers were slammed in a door and were cut off!! I was in 7th at the time too! Never go to pompano! Hey, have you seen a school there called ATC Magnet High? It's down Banks.
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