Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

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Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Postby Q.U. » Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:16 pm

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.



(I only do this because Mir complains there's not enough threads/posts)
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Re: Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Postby Millo » Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:20 pm

lol thats actually pretty good
Have you tried turn it off and on again?
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Re: Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Postby Q.U. » Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:24 pm

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
















None. It's a hardware problem.
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Re: Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Postby Millo » Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:30 pm

Q: How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?











A: Yes.
Have you tried turn it off and on again?
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Re: Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Postby Q.U. » Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:37 pm

Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek. Einstein counts to 10 and turns around. Pascal is nowhere to be seen, but Newton is standing right next to him inside a square he drew on the ground, with each side of 1meter length.
Einstein says to Newton: "I found you!"
To which Newton replies: "No. You found one Newton on a square meter. You found Pascal!"
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Re: Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Postby Tenshi Nova » Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:56 pm

Was there ever an official pun thread?
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Re: Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Postby Q.U. » Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:59 pm

Loads.



Why did the mobius strip cross the road?

To get to the same side.
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Re: Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Postby Asmodai » Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:01 pm

99 little bugs in the code
99 little bugs in the code
Take one out, patch it around
127 little bugs in the code
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Re: Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Postby MERASMUS! » Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:08 pm

I feel insulted....
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Re: Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Postby Q.U. » Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:20 pm

Why did the functions stop calling each other?





Because they had constant arguments.
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Re: Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Postby Mir@k » Tue Mar 11, 2014 3:51 pm

(I only do this because Mir complains there's not enough threads/posts)
yeah what the fuck we should have the first page full of gowing lightbulbs
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Re: Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Postby Krest » Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:17 pm

This sh*t is priceless.
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Re: Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Postby karauma » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:41 am

Why are vectors with infinite length so dirty?







You don't know where they've been.
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Re: Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Postby Krest » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:56 am

lol

This shit is making me miss math. Don't make me miss math. It makes me want to go back to high school, which is illegal.
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