WOAH! Try reading the rules again! FIVE smilies per post, and no huge text unless necessary. Like yelling at stupid new people.
Innocence Abandoned: And that's why scissors always knows exactly the right things to say to newbs.
Chuckledarkly: Scissors don't lie. Only cut.
Blood Lord: Scissors, I tip my hat to you, my good sir and/or madam for giving me a good chuckle today.