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K I just watched Splice. And The rest of my post has massive spoilers... I guess... if this movie can be spoiled.

Yeah it was basically a giant incest, bestiality, transgender, softcore porn. I shit you not the dude gets seduced by this goat legged, lizard, batgirl thing. It's fucking insane. Then the monster switches genders and starts raping the female main character. Which is especially cool since it was made from the female's DNA and for all intents and purposes in the film it's her daughter... son... thing. I just want to know what creepy douche wrote this film? And even more so what producer read the script and was like oh hell yeah this is hot how the guy fucks the monster. Let's make the monster grow a dick and fuck the girl as well, that would be super hot.

WEIRD fucking movie. I just can't wrap my mind around how this is an actual movie with a budget. WHO PAID FOR THIS TO EXIST? What the fuck is wrong with them?

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Whoa...
I am somehow frightened to even try and watch this film now.

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lol man, i will never watch splice! Ever! What kinda movie is that! i thought it was supposed to be some sci-fi horror movie, i'm spending my money to see the remake of Nightmare of Elm Street. I hope that's better because it's an actually horror movie!

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Damn. That's hot. Or maybe that's the feeling of bile rising after I think of how a couple friends of mine took their kids to see it last night. :|

Gotta check on them later on.

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Wait, did you just describe us a hentai movie...

You mean this is a real movie...

I am terrified beyond words.

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WEIRD fucking movie. I just can't wrap my mind around how this is an actual movie with a budget. WHO PAID FOR THIS TO EXIST? What the fuck is wrong with them?

Well, movies like Saw get made and turn in huge profit. And from what you describe none of what happens in that movie is worse than what happens in the Saw series or A Nightmare on Elm Street, so I dunno, I don't see why you are surprised.

I strongly dislike such movies, but their main source of success, is shock value, and judging from your reaction it has shock value. I mean, if a movie is advertized on sites like "bloody disgusted", you shouldn't be surprised to get, you know, disgusted.

Personally, I'd never watch such a movie by my own decision.

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I take it you haven't read Grimtales? :P

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I take it you haven't read Grimtales? :P

Does...the comic and Splice have anything in common?

Wait, nevermind.
It's the "bloody disgusted" part.

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I take it you haven't read Grimtales? :P

Does...the comic and Splice have anything in common?

Wait, nevermind.
It's the "bloody disgusted" part.

He was alluding to how both feature incest. I also assume he was addressing Dave.

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... that's insane...

Now i HAVE to watch it...

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I still want to watch it even after all those 'spoilers'.

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So what I heard was true then...Man this sounds horrible!

Unless you like goat women! :snoogins:

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thanks for the heads up. i almosted watched that yesterday. soo... it's pretty much like a hentai movie. well that sucks :zzz:


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...is it creepy that I want to watch it MORE now? :3

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Sounds like Lily may have found her a new creepy avatar...

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thanks for the heads up. i almosted watched that yesterday. soo... it's pretty much like a hentai movie. well that sucks :zzz:


Wait...Hold on dont do it.

Just because someone told you you shouldnt watch it doesnt mean you shouldnt.

Try to read a small sypnosis and if you like it go see it.

Incidently watch the Movie BoB review found only at our awesome site of the escapist (be sure to watch
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/ ... 762-Splice

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Whoa...why would they do that :?

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Whoa...why would they do that :?


I watched the movie and trust me its better than it sounds.

Watch the review in the link up there :3

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I wonder why Adrian Brody took the role...?


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To me it sounds weird, funny to even hear it, and creepy. That genetically-altered, gender confused hybrid.

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It still doesn't nearly and weird, gross, and not right as the Human Centipede trailers I've seen....


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I am aroused and sickened. Thank you internet. I am passing on this one.

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Good thing I never wanted to watch it in the first place. :|
It just seemed like it was going to be one huge political thing about how cloning is bad and whatever.


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Good thing I never wanted to watch it in the first place. :|
It just seemed like it was going to be one huge political thing about how cloning is bad and whatever.


Actually it never goes into that subject about not messing around in ''God's Domain" or any of that bullcrap other simillar movies attemb to say.

Watch the Movie BoB review.You will see what i mean.

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i think it was made by crack/meth heads otherwise it would be alot better


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