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Postby Dave » Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:06 am

K I just watched Splice. And The rest of my post has massive spoilers... I guess... if this movie can be spoiled.

Yeah it was basically a giant incest, bestiality, transgender, softcore porn. I shit you not the dude gets seduced by this goat legged, lizard, batgirl thing. It's fucking insane. Then the monster switches genders and starts raping the female main character. Which is especially cool since it was made from the female's DNA and for all intents and purposes in the film it's her daughter... son... thing. I just want to know what creepy douche wrote this film? And even more so what producer read the script and was like oh hell yeah this is hot how the guy fucks the monster. Let's make the monster grow a dick and fuck the girl as well, that would be super hot.

WEIRD fucking movie. I just can't wrap my mind around how this is an actual movie with a budget. WHO PAID FOR THIS TO EXIST? What the fuck is wrong with them?
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby Unlimited » Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:23 am

Whoa...
I am somehow frightened to even try and watch this film now.
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby artkid23 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:14 am

lol man, i will never watch splice! Ever! What kinda movie is that! i thought it was supposed to be some sci-fi horror movie, i'm spending my money to see the remake of Nightmare of Elm Street. I hope that's better because it's an actually horror movie!
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby SilverSeraph » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:09 am

Damn. That's hot. Or maybe that's the feeling of bile rising after I think of how a couple friends of mine took their kids to see it last night. :|

Gotta check on them later on.
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby TheGreekDollmaker » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:23 am

Wait, did you just describe us a hentai movie...

You mean this is a real movie...

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Postby Rival » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:33 am

Dave wrote:WEIRD fucking movie. I just can't wrap my mind around how this is an actual movie with a budget. WHO PAID FOR THIS TO EXIST? What the fuck is wrong with them?

Well, movies like Saw get made and turn in huge profit. And from what you describe none of what happens in that movie is worse than what happens in the Saw series or A Nightmare on Elm Street, so I dunno, I don't see why you are surprised.

I strongly dislike such movies, but their main source of success, is shock value, and judging from your reaction it has shock value. I mean, if a movie is advertized on sites like "bloody disgusted", you shouldn't be surprised to get, you know, disgusted.

Personally, I'd never watch such a movie by my own decision.
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby Seiryuga » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:53 am

I take it you haven't read Grimtales? :P
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby Unlimited » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:55 am

Seiryuga wrote:I take it you haven't read Grimtales? :P

Does...the comic and Splice have anything in common?

Wait, nevermind.
It's the "bloody disgusted" part.
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby Rival » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:22 am

Unlimited wrote:
Seiryuga wrote:I take it you haven't read Grimtales? :P

Does...the comic and Splice have anything in common?

Wait, nevermind.
It's the "bloody disgusted" part.

He was alluding to how both feature incest. I also assume he was addressing Dave.
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby Kalakcha » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:31 am

... that's insane...

Now i HAVE to watch it...
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby MagicMidtown » Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:07 am

I still want to watch it even after all those 'spoilers'.
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby Jax » Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:01 am

So what I heard was true then...Man this sounds horrible!

Unless you like goat women! :snoogins:
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby 7knc » Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:51 pm

thanks for the heads up. i almosted watched that yesterday. soo... it's pretty much like a hentai movie. well that sucks :zzz:
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby Riz » Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:15 pm

...is it creepy that I want to watch it MORE now? :3
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby Animated Villainy » Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:47 pm

Sounds like Lily may have found her a new creepy avatar...
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby TheGreekDollmaker » Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:52 pm

7knc wrote:thanks for the heads up. i almosted watched that yesterday. soo... it's pretty much like a hentai movie. well that sucks :zzz:


Wait...Hold on dont do it.

Just because someone told you you shouldnt watch it doesnt mean you shouldnt.

Try to read a small sypnosis and if you like it go see it.

Incidently watch the Movie BoB review found only at our awesome site of the escapist (be sure to watch
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby maldez » Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:57 pm

Whoa...why would they do that :?
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby TheGreekDollmaker » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:01 pm

maldez wrote:Whoa...why would they do that :?


I watched the movie and trust me its better than it sounds.

Watch the review in the link up there :3
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby Mathias » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:27 pm

I wonder why Adrian Brody took the role...?
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby lightmaster92 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:35 pm

To me it sounds weird, funny to even hear it, and creepy. That genetically-altered, gender confused hybrid.
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby Shadow_Feline » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:44 pm

It still doesn't nearly and weird, gross, and not right as the Human Centipede trailers I've seen....
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby zepherin » Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:37 am

I am aroused and sickened. Thank you internet. I am passing on this one.
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby pichikid » Sat Jun 05, 2010 3:00 am

Good thing I never wanted to watch it in the first place. :|
It just seemed like it was going to be one huge political thing about how cloning is bad and whatever.
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby TheGreekDollmaker » Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:33 am

pichikid wrote:Good thing I never wanted to watch it in the first place. :|
It just seemed like it was going to be one huge political thing about how cloning is bad and whatever.


Actually it never goes into that subject about not messing around in ''God's Domain" or any of that bullcrap other simillar movies attemb to say.

Watch the Movie BoB review.You will see what i mean.
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Re: Don't watch Splice

Postby belle the water muse » Sat Jun 05, 2010 10:31 am

i think it was made by crack/meth heads otherwise it would be alot better
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