And that's the problem. My preference with the first one is that, besides the fact that I grew up with them nd played the games, the obviously-an-animal ones are [probably] smaller in numbers or they had features that the real life version of said animals did not have.
Plus Charmander, Squirtle, and Bulbasaur are the best starting pokemon there are. I could argue that Totodile, Chiquorita and Cyndaqueel [?] were pretty badass as well in their evolution form, but the first three are just..... cool. The starting three of the new ones are not nearly as cool. Especially the monkey. He turned into an ok pokemon by the end, but the first two evolutions were retarded. And piplup is by far the most annoying piece of shit I've seen. Whenever I catch an episode to see how Pokemon is, I swiftly change the channel since the english voice of Piplup pisses me off.
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