New MyPanda Comic: "Chuck Norris"

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Postby SnafuBot » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:45 pm

Go check out the new MyPanda comic!

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Re: New MyPanda Comic:

Postby Teran » Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:37 am

Fucking blasphemy. No one can survive Chuck Norris.
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Re: New MyPanda Comic:

Postby shadow0knight » Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:48 am

Chuck Norris can never be beaten. Not even God himself can beat Chuck Norris.

Heck why don't we just make Chuck Norris jokes here just cause this topic is about Chuck Norris.
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Re: New MyPanda Comic:

Postby JinJoe » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:09 am

Ouch
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Postby gugalu » Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:56 am

Extreme Surviving skills .... dosent mean you can beat chuck norris . But you are welcome to try it.
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Re: New MyPanda Comic:

Postby stimtheone » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:07 am

Chuck Norris Fact:

If by some unearthy paradox Chuck Norris would return in time and fight himself, he'd win. Period.

I just found out about those Chuck Norris facts two days ago...
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Re: New MyPanda Comic:

Postby Guardian » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:47 am

teran4ever wrote:Fucking blasphemy. No one can survive Chuck Norris.

True.

But the comic still created a laugh, well more of a chuckle for me.
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Re: New MyPanda Comic:

Postby Dax » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:30 am

Chuck Norris sued Burger King because they refused to make his Whopper with barbed wire and broken glass basically saying he couldn't have it "His Way".
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Re: New MyPanda Comic:

Postby Raimagus » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:42 pm

*cough*Bruce Lee*cough*
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Re: New MyPanda Comic:

Postby FleshMeat » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:09 pm

Chuck Norris srsly needs a whack with the nerf stick.
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Re: New MyPanda Comic:

Postby Dax » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:09 pm

holy crap do you play WOW? >:( lol
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Re: New MyPanda Comic:

Postby Pickapok » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:12 pm

Raimagus wrote:*cough*Bruce Lee*cough*

Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee acted together in a movie once. In it, Bruce Lee ripped off Chuck's chest hair. Bruce Lee is dead.
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Re: New MyPanda Comic:

Postby shadow0knight » Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:57 pm

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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