Simpsons Road Rage
"(singing) I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I mean... S-M-A-R-T!"
"You drive like I think... ... slowly."
"Get in, I've got candy."
"Can you take me home? Thieves stole my police car."
"Ow! Sat on my gun."
Simpsons Hit & Run
Homer Simpson: Barney, you know that cooler I gave you for your birthday? Well, Flanders wants it back.
Barney Gumble: Now what am I gonna use for a toilet?
Lisa Simpson: Thanks for delivering my model of the digestive system. Hey! Where's the gall bladder?
Homer Simpson: I got hungry and... it was a fig?
Lisa Simpson: It was modeling clay!
Lisa Simpson: See? You are a good cop!
Chief Wiggum: Ah, you're just saying that.
Lisa Simpson: Yes, I am.
"(singing) Speed! Glorious speed!"
"Fireworks make my ears yell!"
"Now, what can I use to board up the windows? I know! Boards!"
"I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!"
"I'm a lean, mean... speed thingy!"
"(shreaks) He'll find my scorpion farm, then where will my scorpions live?"
"(chanting) Two, four, six, eight! You suck! I'm great! La da! La da! You, I hate!"
"Not *leaf-blower* aliens! *Tentacle* aliens!"
"I am a lean, mean, vindaloo machine!"
"Unless I redeem myself, I will be reincarnated as a sea cucumber. Or worse, a land cucumber!"
I just love how people put commas, in places they so obviously, do not belong.
I don't know about you, but I love the Young Justice animated series.
So I became the 44,901st signer of this petition
to bring the series back.