Then I suppose you haven't seen a Snow Bear yet. Those fuckers hurt.

Sneaking at 100 bitches! I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN! That kills

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Psh, I make minced meat out of them. The only thing I really fear now is the dragon priests.... I stumbled across three of them already and those bastards cause me to rage so much. I came across one by chance and the other two through quests....

I am so happy I crit with my sword otherwise I'd have died... more frequently anyway.

Dragon priests? Man I'm way behind. I better stop dawdling with all the archmage, companion and brotherhood quests... NOT.

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"But when one of it's baby chicks is in trouble, Momma comes a run'nin' and a squawkin and a run'nin''." -General Treistar

Oh, hey, I'm just starting out with a 'real' character.

And I'll be damned if I'll let anyone else set my pace.

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Agreed. When I'm undisputed master of Spells, swords, and stealth I will proceed to horribly slaughter everything in the main story.

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"But when one of it's baby chicks is in trouble, Momma comes a run'nin' and a squawkin and a run'nin''." -General Treistar

For some reason all the women have this really weird, angular chin on the PS3 version. I wonder if this is a graphical glitch

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FUKKATSU

Protip #4: If your sneak skill is high enough, you can kill bosses without them ever seeing you. Shoot an arrow, move away and wait for the eye to close again. Rise and repeat.

Protip #5: Dont bring companions, or tell them to wait somewhere else, when trying #4 as they will blow your cover.

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I love my destruction magic, it's so powerful now with the trait 'impact' that I can kill dragons with stupid ease. They start breathing fire? Impact stops that. They start trying to fly away? Impact stops that.
Etc etc.

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"But when one of it's baby chicks is in trouble, Momma comes a run'nin' and a squawkin and a run'nin''." -General Treistar

So i got really sad when I found my horse dead.
You know.

You'd be sad too if your horse, who has killed a countless number or enemies with you, was found dead.

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GUYS GUYS GUYS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZIiDS_RYVY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Tuor: Stuff is our resident, hot mess, alcoholic.
Senel: Stuff is the patron saint of getting shitfaced. You replaced your organs with an engine that runs solely on alcohol.
RIP Lucky. I love you so much.

That shout so useful for bosses.

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I have yet to find any practical use for that shout, other than hilarity

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I killed the guy inside Azura's star really easily with help from that shout.

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The frozen solid shout? it's pretty useful at times. other times not so much.

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"But when one of it's baby chicks is in trouble, Momma comes a run'nin' and a squawkin and a run'nin''." -General Treistar

I still like my flame breath best.

Also, any idea why I'm called a milk drinker?

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"I'M GOING TO SMACK THE LADY OFF OF YOUR DICK!"- BR
"Senel I had forgotten how gorgeous your face is." - Doctress

I have found, and slain, all of the dragon priests and taken their masks as my own. Once you collect all 8 masks you must return them to the pedistal in labyrinthia to retrieve to 9th and unworn mask of the dragon priests.

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"But when one of it's baby chicks is in trouble, Momma comes a run'nin' and a squawkin and a run'nin''." -General Treistar

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Finally figured out what you use the number keys/right-left on the d-pad for. Would still have preferred a system where you switch "sets" of spells/weapons, for both hands. It quite annoys me how cumbersome it is to switch from, say, double flame to sword and shield.

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Yeah, the double wielding thing is nice and all, but switching between sets would've been nice. I want to go from double dagger to sword and shield!

Protip #6: When in your favorite menu (Q) highlight an item and press 1 - 9 to assign that item to that particular number. (PC only, obviously)


Stuff already beat you to that exact same video

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Oh, boo. Must've missed it somehow

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So what did everyone choose as their races?

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"Cogito, ergo vos es eggo." A.K.A. "I think, therefore you are a waffle."

Dunmer. Best race for my warrior/rogue/FIRRREEEE IN YOUR FACE HAHAHAHA hybrid. Also managed to make a female that didn't look like complete ass.

Unprotip #1: When you're starting out, raising your combat skills fast is a priority. Since enemies are too scattered in many areas, the most efficient solution is to pick fights with city guards. Giants also work well since they have a lot of health.

Unprotip #2: Training is for wimps and nabs. So are Guardian Stones. Real men don't use them.

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Cheater tip #1: http://www.gamefront.com/skyrim-pc-item-codes/

Cheater tip #2: Do not ruin the fun by warping in armor, stick with a weapon.


Lets post pictures of our characters for everyone to enjoy~
Tanky guy.
Burny guy.

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"But when one of it's baby chicks is in trouble, Momma comes a run'nin' and a squawkin and a run'nin''." -General Treistar

Nord, BECAUSE FUCK YOU COLD I'M A NORD!

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I'm so happy I went with this because I really hate frost attacks.