Lulu is elf-young. The classical anime excuse. "She may LOOK ten, but she's actually SEVEN HUNDRED. So it's legal."
Poppy is the one with a real fuckin' job and responsibilities beyond combat and beyond the League. She's a fucking diplomat. Tristana just shoots shit as a Gunner for the Megling Commandos.. Lux is a covert operative of Demacia due to her ability to reverse-engineer spells. Her Q is literally a reverse Morgana binding. She studied Morgana's magic. Lux's covert nature means all her responsibilities are condensed into military equations, just like Tristana. Lulu has no idea what's fucking happening. Jinx is literally insane. Poppy is in charge at that table.
Poppy is King Yordle Girl. She will fuck all the women. It is her destiny to bring harmony.
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