you have about ~24 hours in this thread to make a name for spam that makes me chuckle
i will make spam's name that name 2marro for however long until i want to make another of these threads
helpful hints: if it is too long it sux unless it's RLY good then it's ok and i might pick it. if it's short and succinct that's kewl. having spam in the name is usually a good idea unless it's RLY good despite not having spam in the name. most of the time i won't pick something that could be actually real somewhere else unless it's pretty clear that we aren't whatever it is you are claiming and it is not illegal to claim that we are that thing, obvs.
give me kewl names for spam pl0x. don't worry if you don't get chosen because you can try again next time.
ok go for it honk honk :0)