Krest Omnithread

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Krest Omnithread

Postby Krest » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:01 pm

All topics that try to turn a thread into a Krest thread now go here. Transfer the topics here before they get out of hand.

These four have my trust for recognizing a Krestic topic before it hits its zenith: Tuor, Guardian, Mir@k, and BeeAre. If they tell you to move the discussion here, you'd best move the discussion here.

This thread is highly controversial.
While Spam (and thus some Global) Rules do apply here, be prepared for material that would normally make a mod lock Spam threads since this place is full of them.

This thread is only for Krestic topics. If I didn't have anything to do with the topic, then chances are it shouldn't be here.

This thread is to have a lack of racism, sexism, ageism, nationalism, religious discrimination (this goes both ways), religious ideology without theology, anti-centrism, PWR.I.P.H.SC.A.F.S.* (Priph-scafs), and non-Krestic material.

You many NOT post erotic material of any kind. Do NOT highlight/spoiler anything.

"Good Grammar Or Get Out"

Quote whatever you are responding to or use a keyword that represents the topic, since there may be many being talked about at once.

Thank you.


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GUARDIAN: Let me make this clear, while I (and perhaps the other mods feel the same way) have my name unofficially and without permission attached to this thread, I do not endorse or up hold its rules, seeing as they are contradictory of the Opening Poster's (OP) habits and have yet to see or hear any effort for him to change his ways. This thread is NOT given special permission to override existing rules and is subjective to being locked and users within it warned just like all the other threads are, regardless of what the OP says.

I do, however, believe that the idea of containing all of Krest's stupidity and idiotic remarks to one thread is a good idea.

From that, my views and allowances of this thread are subject to change as I see fit. Meaning I will reign down as a moderator on certiain topics and exercise the fullest of my power as the situation is judged to need
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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby Tuor » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:15 pm

I was actually contemplating creating something like this over the past few days, so it's funny (in the "gee that's interesting" way) that you just went ahead and did this yourself.
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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby Q.U. » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:46 pm

Here you go.
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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby Exodis » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:58 pm

Well... didn't see this coming.
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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby Mir@k » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:05 pm

Haha a krest thread
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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:08 pm

Krest up this thread everyone.
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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby Blood Lord » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:17 pm

Not a bad idea.
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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby Krest » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:22 pm

It might have to be stickied if it is used too much but hopefully that won't be the case...for a while. >.>
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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby Blood Lord » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:23 pm

hahaha

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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby Wulfespinndel » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:50 pm

you guys are actually entertaining the idea of this thread

i don't know what to say

just count me out
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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby The Mad Doctor » Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:07 pm

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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby Exodis » Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:23 pm

Wulfespinndel wrote:you guys are actually entertaining the idea of this thread

i don't know what to say

just count me out

Entertaining the idea of this thread? Hell no, I'm just surprised it was even made, let alone disagreeing with the idea of it being made. Krest just has to realize at times he's wrong and he can't keep fighting for it to be right.

Bleh, welcome the THE Krest thread.
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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby Millo » Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:25 pm

Krest wrote:
This thread is to have a lack of racism, sexism, ageism, nationalism, religious discrimination (this goes both ways), religious ideology without theology, anti-centrism, PWR.I.P.H.SC.A.F.S.* (Priph-scafs), and non-Krestic material.


So not a Krest Thread then.
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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby BeeAre » Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:43 pm

Krest, I see you didn't fill out the appropriate forms. To make this legitimate, I am going to need you to explain, in detail, the number of and composition for each of the irony layers invoked when making this thread.
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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby Birdofterror » Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:54 pm

>Posting in a Krest thread
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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby Hiryu » Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:57 pm

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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby karauma » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:00 pm

Krest wrote:You many NOT post erotic material of any kind. Do NOT highlight/spoiler anything.

"Good Grammar Or Get Out"


Get out.
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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby Birdofterror » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:00 pm

>Spelling
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>Krest thread
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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby Hiryu » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:01 pm

Well, thread over. Not even the creator could follow his rules.
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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby karauma » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:02 pm

Bird, the fact that you're greentexting now, may not exactly come as a surprise, but you just went from a garbage member, to shit.
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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby Millo » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:05 pm

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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby Millo » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:06 pm

Also leave Bird alone, he's cool when Krest isn't involved.
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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby Birdofterror » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:08 pm

karauma wrote:Bird, the fact that you're greentexting now, may not exactly come as a surprise, but you just went from a garbage member, to shit.
I was under the assumption that a Krest thread was to naturally be incredibly low quality.

I wasn't sure how to bring anything lower than speaking in Virginese.

Also;

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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby Hiryu » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:08 pm

Who the hell is that?

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Re: Krest Omnithread

Postby karauma » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:16 pm

Bird can be alright, just never when krest is involved, also, greentexting is terrible, I shall not stay silent.
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