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Postby Millo » Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:27 am

Every one in their lives has had something embarrassing happen, they best way to get over it is to find the time to laugh about it. What was your embarrassing story?

It happened why I was 16,

My brother, mother and I went to Walgreens to get Groceries. We were in the checkout line and I was just absent mindly looking around. The thing is, my brother was around 11 at the time and he had these really rosy cheeks that felt like silk to touch so as I was checkin all the weird stuff around I was just caressing his cheek.

Then I feel a hand slap mine, I turn and an old Russian lady is looking at me pissed "Don't touch him" she says, at this point I'm confused and turn to look at my brother, only it wasn't my brother. It was some kid that I have never seen in my life, in that second I realized what I had done and I was mortified. I tried to muster up an apology but all that came out was gibberish. I turned around quickly and walked away, I still think about that poor kid.

I hope I didn't scar him for life.
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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby Mir@k » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:11 am

No

i hate embarrasing stories. They creep up on you when you feel happy for no reason than your brain being a dick.
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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby Vampire Hiryu » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:12 am

Yeah, mine are going to the grave with me.
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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby Mir@k » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:15 am

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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby Millo » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:15 am

The only way to get over it is to express yourself you butteaters!
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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby Mir@k » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:21 am

Hahaha no
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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby Mir@k » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:21 am

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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby Millo » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:22 am

WHAT
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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby [Fe(SCN)]2+(aq) » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:25 am

@Millo: 5 bucks your little bro did that on purpose.

My embarrassing story: (there are actually a ton, but I'll tell you the one my family never let me live down)

I was in a supermarket with my family around 10-years-old and I really needed to take a piss. My parents insisted I could hold it. I insisted I couldn't. They told me to man the fuck up. I decided I would be clever and piss in the store (because I was too stupid to realize there were bathrooms nearby). I walked past the checkout aisle towards the unorganized carts scattered next to the back shelves of miscellaneous bullshit like giant bouncy balls and crap. In my ghetto-as-fuck area, the local Kmart was always filled with rowdy families and lots of children running around rampant while their parents waited in line so a kid wandering around near the checkout lines was not uncommon. Thus began my master plan.

The plan was to use the carts as cover while I pissed in a corner, so I kind of angled two carts into a little barricade around me once I got into position. But mini-me realized it would be far too conspicuous to unzip my pants to pee, so I stood there quietly and pissed into my pants and let it run down my legs and pool onto the floor.

By the way, carts don't provide any coverage, for anyone wondering. This entire time, people had been staring at me and not sure what to do while my parents were still waiting in line for their turn at checkout. I finished pissing, thinking no one really saw me, right? Then I pretend to join some other kids near the exit like I'd been playing with them or some shit to fool my parents. So we get out to the car and my parents smell the piss on me.

Dad: "What is that smell? Did you piss on yourself?"
Mini-me: "No."
Mom: "I can smell it! It's piss! WHERE DID YOU TAKE A PISS?!"

So they drag me back into Kmart to look for a puddle of piss. They found it. And the obviously positioned carts told them the rest of the story. They called over one of the cashiers and pointed out my little piss puddle so she could call a janitor to clean up. I had to stand there and wait until the janitor came, had to apologize to him, and then they finally took me home after gathering a small crowd of giggling parents and children who all stared at my little golden piss puddle.

Then I got walloped in the ass about 40 times when we got home for embarrassing them in public.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT. I WOULD DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN.

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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby Mir@k » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:28 am

Millo wrote:WHAT

Go read all that shit above this post and make me a tl;dr version.
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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby [Fe(SCN)]2+(aq) » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:29 am

But I wanted you to immerse yourself in my childhood.
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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby Millo » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:30 am

TL;DR was at kmart, had to piss, did it in between two carts thinking he was hidden. Wasn't. Got in trouble.
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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby Mir@k » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:31 am

(CH3)3CLi wrote:But I wanted you to immerse yourself in my childhood.

You'll have to take me to dinner first
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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby [Fe(SCN)]2+(aq) » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:33 am

No, tubby, but here's another one for your entertainment.

Too long; didn't try:

Once took a shit on my babysitter's porch because she was a bitch. Didn't wipe. She checked the asses of all her charges. Got in trouble.
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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby Mir@k » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:37 am

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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:39 am

Hiryu wrote:Yeah, mine are going to the grave with me.

Plus, I can't remember anything... and I've embarrassed myself a bit of times.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby [Fe(SCN)]2+(aq) » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:39 am

Exodis wrote:
Hiryu wrote:Yeah, mine are going to the grave with me.

Plus, I can't remember anything... and I've embarrassed myself a bit of times.

Liar! Let me feast upon your shaaaaame!
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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby Mir@k » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:41 am

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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby [Fe(SCN)]2+(aq) » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:45 am

Y u no contribute lovely story for?
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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby tonightscake » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:04 pm

Maybe his is that he accidentally left the knife in the body, you know, embarrassing stuff.
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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby [Fe(SCN)]2+(aq) » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:08 pm

One of those "it didn't happen to me, but my friend, you see" stories.
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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:36 pm

(CH3)3CLi wrote:
Exodis wrote:
Hiryu wrote:Yeah, mine are going to the grave with me.

Plus, I can't remember anything... and I've embarrassed myself a bit of times.

Liar! Let me feast upon your shaaaaame!

No.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby Krest » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:46 pm

I was in fifth grade. My mother was a teacher in the same school. So I pretty much spent half of my life at school. Iwas so used to it that it felt safe, like another home. Due to this, I never checked the toilets, feeling free to run in and out of the bathroom at all times. Since I was a hall monitor, I had to shit and run so that I wouldn't be late to class.

When I got to class, the big fat guy in our class told me I had something wierd all over me. I touched myself (not in that way) I found brown on my hand. I asked my teacher about it and she told me to run to my mother. Thankfully, she was - as I have said before - a teacher at the same school. She rushed me into her office (it's like a private work room for 4 teachers whose rooms are connected by it). I had to wait there for half of the school day, so she could spend her lunch getting me fresh clothes.

As it turned out, some asshole had left their shit all over the outside of the toilet bowl, where I couldn't plainly see it, and in my rush I didn't check myself. Thus, the entire school saw me running to class with shit all over me. No one ever brought it up. And I was a nerd in a redneck town, mind you, so that's pretty darn impressive.

That trauma has resulted in me always checking my entire body - even from behind - before I go do anything.
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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby MERASMUS! » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:30 pm

Mir@k wrote:This thread

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Re: How Embarrassing!

Postby tonightscake » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:04 pm

^The hard-hitting questions.
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