*cries tears of joy*
First order of business: Listen to Goofy.
Okay, I know people are supposed to hate this, but... I like it. Too much KH I guess
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Guardian wrote:FUCK YOUR CONDO
The Mad Doctor wrote:You got your laptop back? How did you lose it in the first place
Guardian wrote:tis an epic tale of the century!
There he was, waist deep in the treacherous waters of the Amazon, with only his native guide to lead him back to the realm of civilization. You see, he was search for a treasure most excellent and ancient, one that could make most people wet because you had to cross the Amazon to get to the ancient temple unless you took a train, but that's just too damn expensive and mainstream for our Krest!
So he packed his belonging and his sacred computer, mainting an active internet connection through his phone's data plan, he successfully navigated the temple ruins since his guide was brutally killed by a pack of malnourished wild pigs about three miles back
with no choice but to forge on ahead, he did just that
while navigating the temple's vast maze and tunnels by following the arrows carefully painted on the floor, he missed most of the traps and shit that would have either killed him or made this a far more entertaining story than you have been forced to read thus far.
but some shit happened later on, and then we arrived here.
he can fill you in on the rest. i honestly got tired of writing this and gave up
Krest wrote:So there I was, walking across the Obsidian Bridge. The Red Wasps of Ancient Rio surrounded the cave walls ready to pounce at the scent of fear! Suddenly, the Great White Anaconda flew onto the bridge! For sure, that one second of surprise alerted the wasps to my presence. But I was in luck! The wasps and snake both feared the Gift of Man - FIRE!!! Drinking the poison forged by shamans long ago, I turned the torch's flame into an inferno!
Grateful my life was saved in time, I ran while I still had the chance - straight into the throne room! There I found the legendary 2013+ Calendar! For this, I would be rich! It was when I then tried to send an alert to pick me up that I realized - my laptop was missing! Oh, I would have tried to get it back...but those helicopter rides aren't cheap in this area x.x so I had to quickly climb through the hole in the temple roof (which I made with my grenade, by the way) in order to catch my ride.
Soon enough, I would be back to reclaim my preeeeciooous. But for that day, my name would go down in infamy! If not for the audacity of the pilot, whose right hand suddenly grabbed something suspicious...
Tune in next episode for the continuation of Dr. Krest and the Amazonian Debacle!
The Mad Doctor wrote:
Your move, bitch.