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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby Blood Lord » Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:56 pm

i feel like i should remember you

but there was also this guy who joined in 2008 who came back and i had no idea who they was either
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby (CH3)3CLi » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:05 am

I didn't post much upon joining. Rather, I hope you don't remember me because anyone remembered who isn't inherently awesome probably got immortalized as an idiot somewhere in these forums.

I covered my tracks.

I would also like to request a dumb YouTube video about this Nutribullet shit.
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby Mir@k » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:06 am

Well i'm going to eat tamales.
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby (CH3)3CLi » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:09 am

May your diarrhea be merciful.
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby Eggnog » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:18 am

(CH3)3CLi wrote:May your diarrhea be merciful.

You shut your fucking whore mouth, tamales are delicious and they do NOT give you diarrhea.
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby Blood Lord » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:19 am

well it could give that specific person diarrhea

or just going with the steriotype that mexiacn food gives you the runs

i never observe that, usually just makes me take a bigger dump

but i digress
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby Eggnog » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:28 am

I've eaten Mexican food all my life and it does not give you diarrhea.
Take from me, I'm a Mexican.
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby Blood Lord » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:29 am

but your biased then
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby Krest » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:31 am

(CH3)3CLi wrote:anyone remembered who isn't inherently awesome probably got immortalized as an idiot somewhere in these forums.


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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby Krest » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:32 am

I grew up in the SOOOOOOOOOOOOUTH (as in, Florida-Georgia-Alabama) then moved to SanAn.

No runs, dude.
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby Blood Lord » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:33 am

Guardian wrote:well it could give that specific person diarrhea

or just going with the steriotype that mexiacn food gives you the runs

i never observe that, usually just makes me take a bigger dump

but i digress
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby Eggnog » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:37 am

The only times I've had diarrhea was when I ate something expired accidentally or I ate a shit-ton of cookie dough or cake batter.
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby Blood Lord » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:38 am

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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby Eggnog » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:43 am

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kah...
kay...
kahke...
kake...
cake...
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I want some fucking cake.
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby Blood Lord » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:47 am

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I think that is suppose to be keanua reeves.
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby karauma » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:50 am

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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby Eggnog » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:55 am

Cake is probably gonna taste good at first, but then it'll have a bad aftertaste.
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby (CH3)3CLi » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:20 am

This whore mouth sucked the meat out of a tamale once and it came straight out the other end. Almost the same color.

Hey, man, I never said I didn't love Mexican food. It just gives me diarrhea. Would it make you feel better if I said the pain was worth it?
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby Eggnog » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:24 am

If it was a damn amazing tamale, yes.
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby (CH3)3CLi » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:29 am

Just for you, I will get my fat ass up and walk across one street to order and consume a tamale and shit it out within the hour. Then I will tell you how delicious it was via phone as I flood the apartment with my bowel discharge.

Future message prepped in advance: "It was worth it."

Edit: I'm almost convinced I want to buy this NutriBullet shit.

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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby Glacial Expanse » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:40 am

karauma wrote:Whenever I read the title, I see "This nutri bullshit"

Sometimes that's what I think of the product. Extracting nutrients from fruits couldn't be this simple. The stuff I make from the Nutribullet that I drink is still great though, it's like drinking a healthy Slurpee.

And CH, (I'll come up with a name for you later...) I'm not surprised. I'm still a skeptic regardless but it's good for me at least. I have no idea why my parents bought it.

Also about that video, I actually have raspberries in my Nutribullet drink but like I said earlier about the fruits they're all frozen and this is no different. The blade is actually strong enough that it can break down ingredients with a solid structure, so raspberries were easy enough to be juiced completely in this case. I'm actually going to try to put banana in my Nutribullet drink next time, and for some reason my parents didn't have problems blending carrots.
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby (CH3)3CLi » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:18 am

I think the most practical thing you can do for me (I don't know about everyone else) is create a bullshit list of things NOT to blend together in this Holy Grail of sweet shit that does not go straight to my everything. Unless its magic is strong enough to make any combination of any thing taste delicious. In which case, fuck it, I'm buying one.
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby Glacial Expanse » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:19 am

Woah woah woah you don't have to, jesus! Hahaha! Why are you buying one anyway?

Also if you're getting one make sure you try not to fill your fruits all the way like what the guy said in the video. My parents almost broke their Nutribullet system doing that.
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby (CH3)3CLi » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:24 am

HAHA, b-but. That's how real niggas do it.

Well, I figure the amount of money I shell out constantly buying delicious fruity smoothies from stores and Jamba Juice might be better invested into something that just makes magical rainbows for me.

It's the same reason I considered buying a soda stream instead of constantly buying 12-packs of Coke from Safeway. I have a fruit smoothie addiction on top of a carbonation addiction to appease.

Edit: Can you feel my fat? I can make a snowman shape from it.
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Re: This NutriBullet shit

Postby Glacial Expanse » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:35 am

Ugh I guess you've got a good excuse, that is just ridiculous man. I don't drink soda as much anymore due to how cancerous it can be.
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