Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Krest » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:12 pm

A liter of my grandaddy's tea has 719 calories.

A liter of cold water burns 10 calories.

Screw that sh*t.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Birdofterror » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:22 pm

Damn.

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Is the Tea good?
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:24 pm

tonightscake wrote:
Mir@k wrote:I wanna gain calories so ill drink a liter of boiling water

Logic to the extreme.

I think you meant it the other way around. "EXTREME" sounds better in BIG BOLD LETTERS!!!

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I also got drunk too. Went to work this morning with my second ever hangover and was reeling a few times after having eaten too much with also barely sleeping at all and it all kicking me at once.

Still had fun though.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Mir@k » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:26 pm

I always underestimate the comfyness of a toilet seat
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:28 pm

Depends on if it's your own or a public one. I always feel uncomfortable on public toilet seats.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Mir@k » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:31 pm

I said a toilet seat not my toilet seat.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Q.U. » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:42 pm

Stop sniffing the paint.

It's bad for you.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Mir@k » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:33 pm

I like weed.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby tonightscake » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:54 pm

Then why aren't you doing the landscaping? 8)
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Tuor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:12 pm

I smoked a cigar last night
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Exodis » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:17 pm

How did that go?
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Tuor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:24 pm

Meh, ok, I shared it with another person who is actually a smoker so I let them smoke most of it
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Princess » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:31 pm

Not big on cigars.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Tuor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:35 pm

It was very shrug worthy to me, but the bday boy wanted to smoke cigars with us, so
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Mir@k » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:38 pm

Ew tobacco
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby The Mad Doctor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:39 pm

Odd thing coming from you.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby tonightscake » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:45 pm

Mir likes it natural.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Mir@k » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:48 pm

Weed is less toxic than tobacco
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Princess » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:49 pm

He likes his greens.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:53 pm

Has anyone ever had an Irish Carbomb before? Apparently my father loves them and... I just... What? I bet there are loads crazier drinks out there, but... um.

Okay, what's everyone's craziest drink they've had?
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Tuor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:54 pm

I had one last night
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Artan » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:54 pm

Mr. Sefrol wrote:Has anyone ever had an Irish Carbomb before? Apparently my father loves them and... I just... What? I bet there are loads crazier drinks out there, but... um.


I have! It's really fun!

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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Princess » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:55 pm

Car bombs are delicious.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Mir@k » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:56 pm

My weed is quite fresh like the prince of bel air.
The strongest drink i had was a double red habanna, tasted strongly like cinnamon and citrus
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:00 pm

Indeed they are quite tasty.

And I said "craziest" drink. Not strongest. Like was it something you had to drink upside down with a straw in the middle of a jungle on a Tuesday.
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