Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Stricken » Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:59 pm

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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Tuor » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:32 pm

Stuffaluffagus wrote:Or.... you can fart like a human being and get over it?

Ya, no
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Spoopy Princess » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:33 pm

Am I the only one who would laugh and be over it in two minutes?
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Guardian » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:34 pm

Nope, I'd do the same.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Tuor » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:35 pm

Guardian wrote:Nope, I'd do the same.

Good to know ;)
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby karauma » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:37 pm

Everyone knows, that farts ruin marriages.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby MERASMUS! » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:38 pm

I be as discreet as possible. I control my farts so well, no one even knows that Anyone farted in the first place.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Tuor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 12:30 am

Hmm, anthroplogy girl is pulling ye olde "faux damsel in distress" play.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Krest » Sun Mar 09, 2014 1:27 am

Atleast she isn't playing hard to get.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:06 am

Uhhh Daylight Saving Time: fuck you, you took an hour from me. Give it back, asshole.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Witch Haru » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:07 am

nah now he's gonna sell it on craigslist
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Stricken » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:19 am

i really hate video games
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby YesterdaysLingo » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:19 am

Stricken... But why?? Blasphemy!
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Vampire Hiryu » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:23 am

Stuffaluffagus wrote:Or.... you can fart like a human being and get over it?
Too soon to be that comfortable.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Birdofterror » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:27 am

Stealthfart tactics are go.
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The Chronometal Wars, a fan-fiction taking place in the PPGD Universe. Catastrophe is the only certainty.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Vampire Hiryu » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:38 am

Stench is horrible, can't stealth.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby MERASMUS! » Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:58 am

Stricken wrote:i really hate video games

Did it make you lose a lot more than a hour of sleep?
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Spoopy Princess » Sun Mar 09, 2014 11:45 am

karauma wrote:Everyone knows, that farts ruin marriages.

This really made me laugh.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Mir@k » Sun Mar 09, 2014 2:16 pm

Take some medicine
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Krest » Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:00 pm

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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Birdofterror » Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:31 pm

I remember hearing about that on the science channel.

I'm not sure about the exact amount of calories burned, but the overall concept is correct.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Mir@k » Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:33 pm

I wanna gain calories so ill drink a liter of boiling water
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Krest » Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:35 pm

LOL Mir

Nice try.
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby Birdofterror » Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:37 pm

Screw hot water.

Want fat?

DRINK CHOCOLATE MILK!
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Re: Spam Buttocks Tale Sharing Talk Thread Number XIX

Postby tonightscake » Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:44 pm

Mir@k wrote:I wanna gain calories so ill drink a liter of boiling water

Logic to the extreme.
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