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Postby Wulfespinndel » Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:50 am

Hello everyone.

It's been one motherfucking while and the reason why I sound like this is because of how pissed I am at Google for implementing so many Google+ features into YouTube, that the website itself fucking sucks now. Hell, I found out today that I can't fucking comment on YouTube without having a Google+ page.

I'm also terribly pissed to find out that I can't access my inbox the normal way because they're also using Google+ to update any replies to my comments on YouTube. I mean, come on you've got to agree that this is fucked up bullshit. You may or may not remember me telling you this (aka you don't), but Google has been asking for my real name for a long time that it's come up to the point where I can't go around the website without having my fucking real name showing. It also pisses me off, that my original username now has a space in between because of the effects of the change. How motherfucking desperate is Google to ask for my Phone Number, Real Name, and other personal information? It also doesn't help that the NSA has been spying and collecting data for many years now.

What the fuck happened to my privacy? What the fuck happened to the old Google that I knew a few years back? I also found out recently that the CIA bribed AT&T 10 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS just to access your personal records. All of this is just BEYOND YouTube and Google alone, but with all due respect to anyone out there who's worried about that, it's not my problem right now. My problem right now, is FUCKING GOOGLE. At this point, I don't even feels safe using the internet anymore without having my personal information exposed to the internet's free flow of information. All I can now is just play video games on my computer, and you know that shit's gotta be boring sooner or later, we've all been there! I don't know what those cunt monkeys were thinking trying to demand so much personal information from me. All I can say is fuck you Google.

Fuck you for ruining my YouTube experience. Fuck you for making Google+ and making it worse than it was before. Fuck you for making me completely sign up for a Google+ account. Fuck you for not letting me use my YouTube inbox anymore. Fuck you for being involved in my information being used against myself. Fuck you for being a shadow of your former self, and most of all, just

FUCK.

YOU.

Thanks for letting me vent this blasphemy of a mother fucker.

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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby MERASMUS! » Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:58 am

Someone should do a lawsuit.
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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby Hallow Nova » Fri Nov 08, 2013 6:26 am

I feel like there's another one of these threads once or twice a month. idk why tho...
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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby Q.U. » Fri Nov 08, 2013 6:46 am

>visit youtube
>noscript automatically blocks any new sites that youtube is accessing
>plus.googleapis.com is blocked by default
>don't see any comments



And nothing of value was lost that day.
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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby MERASMUS! » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:10 am

Then not one single fuck was given.
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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby Blood Lord » Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:49 am

Sweet. I can comment on YouTube now without needing to make a YouTube account.
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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby Mir@k » Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:26 pm

Youtube looks like shit and a disorganized mess, really.
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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:56 pm

I was expected some Youtube Poop here...
But, this is a more important matter. I HATE THE NEW COMMENT SECTION UPDATE!
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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby Q.U. » Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:18 pm

Mir@k wrote:Youtube looks like shit and a disorganized mess, really.

The shit's pretty broken right now. You can't look through 2 vids without seeing the "You wanna see a problem with the new comment section?" comments.
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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby tonightscake » Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:55 pm

Q.U. wrote:>visit youtube
>noscript automatically blocks any new sites that youtube is accessing
>plus.googleapis.com is blocked by default
>don't see any comments



And nothing of value was lost that day.


Either having deja vu or QU used made a template of this.
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Postby BeeAre » Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:40 pm

you can comment on youtube?????????
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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby Krest » Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:24 pm

lol BR


Google's wanting your personal info so it can better protect you in court. The NSA and all those Corporations with their patents and such... Are trying to put literally everyone in jail. You don't even have to make a video, just one tiny comment and - BAMB! You're behind iron. Cool thing about Google: It has enough money to scare the living sh*t out of both the corporate world and the political one.

I just wish it didn't want to post my real name on the comments, and instead just keep it in the Google database.
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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby MERASMUS! » Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:05 pm

What do you mean "try to put everyone in jail?".
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Postby Hallow Nova » Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:41 pm

Those laws banning certain 'material' being passed is roughly the same chance of everyone on this site winning the lottery on the same day.
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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:33 am

BeeAre wrote:you can comment on youtube?????????

If that's supposed to be funny, I don't know what to say.

They took out the 500 character limit, and now you can post ascii art on the comments. Hell, it's almost as if Google implemented a miniature 4chan now that we have tall this nonsense fuckery.

Don't take that from me though, take it from this guy:



Still, I guess it is funny. Better to have everything go down the drain than go up, right? This is probably going to turn out terribly great.
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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby Q.U. » Sat Nov 09, 2013 6:00 am

That guy looks and sounds very American.


Either having deja vu or QU used made a template of this.

No idea what you're referring to.
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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby MERASMUS! » Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:57 am

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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby Saint Soul » Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:05 pm

Im using his voice for QU from now on.
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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby Q.U. » Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:30 pm

You keep trying to be funny but it's not working.


Also,

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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby Saint Soul » Sat Nov 09, 2013 4:09 pm

i wasnt trying to be funny. you people ain't worth that.

i have a different voice for many people when im reading posts.

I was just stating something.
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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby Q.U. » Sat Nov 09, 2013 5:38 pm

If you weren't trying to be funny then you must be an extrovert.

Only a true extrovert would think anyone would give a shit about knowing what voice he reads what posts in, or what scent of toilet paper he uses to wipe.
Thanks for sharing.
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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby Krest » Sat Nov 09, 2013 5:43 pm

Q.U. wrote: or what scent of toilet paper he uses to wipe.


Lavender. It brings out my feminine side.


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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby Saint Soul » Sat Nov 09, 2013 7:43 pm

i know you guys dont give a shit.
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Re: YouPoop & GoogleFuck

Postby Asmodai » Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:39 pm

Stop trying to save face, its embarrassing

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