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Postby Jingle Males » Fri Oct 11, 2013 7:22 pm

vrrrrrrrrrrrr a garbage truck slowly approaches
suspicious looking black man is riding on the back
"oh no i need to put the garbage out"
his wife complains but he goes anyway
wearing a robe and slippers, he goes outside to meet the garbage man
as he places the garbage cans down: "i was afraid youd miss me!"
"dont worry..."
*pulls out gun*
"we wont"
man in robe looks nonplussed
bang bang bang bang etc.
black man walks up and shoots body some more
and his hispanic fellow "garbageman" smokes a cigar
they drive off
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Re: story

Postby Eggnog » Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:26 pm

... wat?
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Re: story

Postby Mathias » Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:32 pm

Cool story, brah.
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Re: story

Postby Grey » Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:53 pm

omg no

much tragic

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Re: story

Postby Mir@k » Sat Oct 12, 2013 12:54 am

incredibly generic story with a sidedish of shit
5/10 made me read, reply and +1 camaraderie bonus
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Re: story

Postby Asinerta » Sat Oct 12, 2013 4:15 am

Based on a true story?
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Re: story

Postby Comic Kitten » Sat Oct 12, 2013 4:42 am

Cool beans
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Re: story

Postby The.Time.Lord » Sat Oct 12, 2013 5:40 am

There was this one time where I had a watch and it was broken.
I had found it in the streets one day, and on that street I thought to myself, "Huh... That's a nice watch"
The watch shined and glimmered with the setting sun's light, yet there stood from the side my vision, a man, a stranger.
He screamed, "HEY YOU!"
I stared back clueless to see if there was anyone around me, I couldn't figure what he would want with me.
Hesitating to reply back I stutter intimidated by the stranger's yelling, "W-Who me?"
Grinning the stranger approached closer, "YEEEEAH!" snatching the watch out of my hand, I become flabbergasted.
The man runs away quite fast, as I felt the wind from his burst of speed throw by me, flying away on a pink unicorn.
Becoming so enraged that he had taken my unicorn, the anger consumed me, and then I died because I was eaten.

The end.

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Re: story

Postby Eggnog » Sat Oct 12, 2013 12:54 pm

Mathias wrote:Cool story, brah.
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Re: story

Postby Mathias » Sat Oct 12, 2013 1:45 pm

Don't quote my shit, nigga. Speak fo' yo'self.
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Re: story

Postby Eggnog » Sat Oct 12, 2013 1:49 pm

Uhhh... radical story, brother.
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Re: story

Postby Hallow Nova » Sat Oct 12, 2013 2:53 pm

Once upon a time.
A boy meets a girl.
A girl meets a boy.
They were quite the pair.
Comparable to royalty, honestly.
It was sickening how perfect they were to each other, but also quite touching.
Their families disapproved of their relationship.
They were young.
They were stupid.
They had planned to run off together.
The boy faked his suicide for some fucking reason.
The girl actually committed suicide, because she thought the boy actually committed suicide.
The boy actually committed suicide, because the girl actually committed suicide.
They were dead.

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Re: story

Postby Asinerta » Sat Oct 12, 2013 4:07 pm

Romeo and Juliet?
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Re: story

Postby Tuor » Sat Oct 12, 2013 4:09 pm

Ya, that's what I thought too, except in that case the girl fakes her death and the guy kills himself and then the girl does
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: story

Postby Asinerta » Sat Oct 12, 2013 4:12 pm

Eh, same difference.
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Re: story

Postby noxux » Sat Oct 12, 2013 4:25 pm

There was once upon a time:
There was the last person in the earth and then someone knock the door.

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Re: story

Postby Asinerta » Sat Oct 12, 2013 4:46 pm

Once upon a time a baby was born. Then he died.

The end.
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Re: story

Postby Eggnog » Sat Oct 12, 2013 4:49 pm

The shortest scary story:
The last man on earth was sitting in his room.
Then there was a knock on the door.
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Re: story

Postby Hallow Nova » Sat Oct 12, 2013 5:07 pm

Tuor wrote:Ya, that's what I thought too, except in that case the girl fakes her death and the guy kills himself and then the girl does
He got it c:
I was one of the only 4 kids that got it :D
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Re: story

Postby Mathias » Sat Oct 12, 2013 6:42 pm

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
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Re: story

Postby Blood Lord » Sat Oct 12, 2013 6:49 pm

I think we got ourselves some contest winners in here.
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Re: story

Postby Panty Anarchy » Sun Oct 13, 2013 6:07 am

I used to have this blank theatre mask that I put on while standing in front of people's houses in the middle of the night. I never said or did anything other than try to get eye contact with the people who were up at that time. Sometimes I used to get a scared face or a startled scream, but mostly I went unnoticed. Carefulness was important so I only went out at random dates in different neighborhoods. Things is, this one time a guy actually came out to meet me. I was going to run away but when he opened his door he just stood there looking me in the eyes. It became a game of chicken, but I didn't budge. He seemed delighted that I stayed and took a step to the side, signalling to me that I could come in if I wished. However, I had noticed he wasn't wearing any form of nightly attire. He was fully clothed right down to the shoes. The thought hit me that maybe he didn't live there. So I ran and once I got home I got rid of my mask. I'll never forget what he shouted as I ran. "Why are you leaving? Aren't we the same?"
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Re: story

Postby Eggnog » Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:53 am

Whoa... okay that was a pretty creepy story.
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Re: story

Postby Asinerta » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:20 pm

Maybe he thought that he had met a fellow perv and that you would both hang out and look through random windows.

It could have been the start of a wonderful friendship...
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Re: story

Postby Blood Lord » Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:38 pm

Blood Lord wrote:I think we got ourselves some contest winners in here.
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