There was this one time where I had a watch and it was broken.
I had found it in the streets one day, and on that street I thought to myself, "Huh... That's a nice watch"
The watch shined and glimmered with the setting sun's light, yet there stood from the side my vision, a man, a stranger.
He screamed, "HEY YOU!"
I stared back clueless to see if there was anyone around me, I couldn't figure what he would want with me.
Hesitating to reply back I stutter intimidated by the stranger's yelling, "W-Who me?"
Grinning the stranger approached closer, "YEEEEAH!" snatching the watch out of my hand, I become flabbergasted.
The man runs away quite fast, as I felt the wind from his burst of speed throw by me, flying away on a pink unicorn.
Becoming so enraged that he had taken my unicorn, the anger consumed me, and then I died because I was eaten.