Doc, I have slightly more respect for you.
Also, for horror films, I'd like to say I'm well watched. The Exorcist series, Silence of the Lamb, Red Dragon, Psycho (the original), Invasion of the Body Snatchers (the 70s version) and plenty more.
And I recommend Duff Man too. Get some fake foam exaggerated muscles and those awesome shades you most likely wear every day to complete the illusion.
"Cogito, ergo es eggo." A.K.A. "I think, therefore you are a waffle."