Because we celebrate today the birth of DarkShark!
Happy Birthday to the name of Jasper Dolphin's dad Darkshark (it's an Odd Future thing).
So let's crank up some OF, maybe some other hip-hop, and celebrate this man's day he came out of his mom's womb.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.
Stuff: Exodis is funnier than people give him credit for.