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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Krest » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:12 pm

Grey wrote:MY CHILDREN'S CHILDREN'S CHILDREN WILL BURY YOUR CHILDREN EAGLEMAN

THAT'S HOW ADVANCED THEY'LL BE.


That was actually an amazing comeback. Nice job, man.

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Biotech isn't keeping us from having children the natural way. Also, think about it - if we did eliminate the natural way, and our societies fell, where would we be left at?

Unfortunately, few people remember Cu Chulainn and he was FAR more badass than King Arthur (or Queen Arturia, if you prefer - I do).

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That, well...

You have a point. An inappropriate one but a good one.
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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:15 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:Kill all the jews?

You a bright mind, Whatis.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Grey » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:16 pm

oh man i'm so glad i've got krest's approval now

thanks man, good to be of service whenever i can
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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Mathias » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:16 pm

Randori wrote:
Mathias wrote:I just want to get laid.

You sound desperate.

How astute.
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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Grey » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:17 pm

nigga i RUN THIS TOWN
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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Grey » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:18 pm

nigga i was NOT TALKIN TO YOU MATHIAS

if i was RUNNIN THIS TOWN you'd be gettin LAID SON
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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Grey » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:18 pm

i mean like YOUR TOWN

not like i know what TOWN DAT BE
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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:21 pm

Randori wrote:
Whatis6times9 wrote:Kill all the jews?

You a bright mind, Whatis.

Nope, just sardonic.
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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Krest » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:35 pm

Grey wrote:not like i know what TOWN DAT BE


+1

Nice to know you'd help Mathias. Brothuhs gotta stick together, y'know?

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Oh, and for those that don't know - Cu Chulainn could throw a spear/javelin with 100% accuracy - with his foot. I'm surprised he isn't required learning.
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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Tuor » Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:48 pm

Unfortunately irish mythology isn't really focussed on in much schooling.

Anyhow, I want kids someday too. Probably two, 1 son and 1 daughter, in that order.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:53 pm

I'd like to learn some other mythologies besides the norms. Really need to get into Native American mythology and learn about my people more.
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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Tuor » Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:54 pm

Mythology is a fascinating thing
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:55 pm

Greek Mythology is awesome.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Tuor » Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:02 am

Aside from the few myths most people know I find Greek mythology pretty hilarious.

This is pretty accurate

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except that sometime Zeus not being able to keep it in his pants causes a god or goddess to throw a hissy fit
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:12 am

That's actually pretty acurate!

I got into Greek Mythology because of reading this series.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby EagleMan » Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:22 am

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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Tuor » Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:26 am

Randori wrote:That's actually pretty acurate!

I got into Greek Mythology because of reading this series.

Haha, I knew what that was gonna be before I clicked it
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Mathias » Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:27 am

As did I.
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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Krest » Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:30 am

Tuor wrote:except that sometime Zeus not being able to keep it in his pants causes a god or goddess to throw a hissy fit


Most of the legendary heroes in Greek mythology are his children. *facehoof*

In fact, Greek Mythology is one of the few ones in which the end-of-the-world event was avoided. Guess what was going to cause it? Zeus screwing somebody. He made it so that even HE wouldn't do that woman, thus avoiding the end. *shakes head*


Hopi mythology is the first Native American mythology you should research. Just trust me on this.

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Percy Jackson? *sigh* Why do people even bother themselves with that? It is SO inaccurate...
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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby EagleMan » Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:49 am

I'm sure people read Percy Jackson to only learn about Greek mythology. At any rate such derivative works is how most people get interested in anything. Game of Thrones isn't the same as the books and is deviating more as time goes on, but it certainly got a lot more people to read the primary source and learn about what was changed. The Marvel movies have gotten people to read the comics again, and I'm sure a lot of people looked up the mythology for Thor as well. Just view such things as stepping stones for people.
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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:55 am

It's not like I read it and said "Hey, this is all accurate!"

NO! I read it, got interested, and read Greek Mythology outside the fucking books! A spark to set the fire. In short, I read beyong the books.
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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby EagleMan » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:12 am

u ok son?
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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:21 am

No...
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Krest » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:33 am

EagleMan wrote:The Marvel movies have gotten people to read the comics again, and I'm sure a lot of people looked up the mythology for Thor as well. Just view such things as stepping stones for people.


Yeah, I looked up Marvel after The Avengers. But I stopped once everybody got a badge. So terribad a decision on Marvel's part x.x;

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Re: Well This is Awkward

Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:42 am

Randori wrote:No...
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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