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Postby Q.U. » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:31 pm

Brax4 wrote:Well, not all Americans are fat, take me for example, I'm pretty fit.


Nobody implied that all Americans are fat. But to have the winner of the title of the fattest woman on earth, is just kinda shameful.


It is, however, quite astonishing how human skin can stretch to accommodate all of that.
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Postby Brax4 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 8:17 pm

Yeah, I mean, I think people should really watch themselves and take care of their body. I believe people that are too fat to move are helped a lot by the people around them. All it takes is to put them on a diet, and encourage movement.
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Postby Mathias » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:03 pm

The problem with that is friends and family are too "polite" to do that or they are also lazy.
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:06 pm

Or they're fat.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Postby Q.U. » Thu Jul 04, 2013 5:06 am

So how's the 4th of July been to you guys?


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Postby Mathias » Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:33 am

Randori wrote:Or they're fat.

Mathias wrote:or they are also lazy.

If you're lazy, then you're probably gonna have a few.
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Postby Varspool » Thu Jul 04, 2013 12:23 pm

Q.U. wrote:So how's the 4th of July been to you guys?


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You forgot a couple.
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Postby Wulfespinndel » Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:52 pm

My 4th of July in the case of this thread is, well...phat. Like anyone says that anymore.
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Postby Mir@k » Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:11 pm

Would you butthurt if somebody burnt a us flag in front of you and you could do nothing about it?
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Postby Wulfespinndel » Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:18 pm

Hell no, it's just a flag.

Just make another one; your flag will always be here, just put together the threads first.
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Postby Biostar » Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:52 pm

I honestly wouldn't care. There are worse ways to insult us.
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Postby BeeAre » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:02 am

oh hey I made it to Mississippi so Texas is okay. and if Mississippi has to go down I can talk to the border to Tennessee in like ten minutes so it's cool.
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Postby BeeAre » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:09 am

and eventually like, california or virginia so i am working my way out. might make it to canada if tuor proves to be denzel washington dot jpeg
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Postby Wulfespinndel » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:36 am

So you fucked Virginia, and left it out with just an "IA".
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Postby BeeAre » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:42 am

Bellorosso del Fiore wrote:So you fucked Virginia, and left it out with just an "IA".


which joke are you trying to make here i'm running on like a day without real sleep my apologies in advance
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Postby Wulfespinndel » Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:00 am

Oh man the first time I did that was when I was in the airport. I'm sorry as well that you have to keep up with that though, I had a good first hand experience seeing the sun rise slowly in real time. I had a lot of patience then and I still do.

What's bad for me is not eating for a whole day, and I did that a few weeks ago. I had no reason to, I just felt very anxious.
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Postby BeeAre » Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:11 am

Bellorosso del Fiore wrote:Oh man the first time I did that was when I was in the airport. I'm sorry as well that you have to keep up with that though, I had a good first hand experience seeing the sun rise slowly in real time. I had a lot of patience then and I still do.

What's bad for me is not eating for a whole day, and I did that a few weeks ago. I had no reason to, I just felt very anxious.


i don't eat for a day regularly because eating eventually hurts me to the point of prescription narcotics and sometimes you don't want to be on narcotics. weird but true.
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Postby MERASMUS! » Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:18 am

The fireworks in DC were great.
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Postby BeeAre » Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:34 pm

TheMadDoctor wrote:The fireworks in DC were great.


and you call yourself a Whovian.
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Postby Mir@k » Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:39 pm

*FAPPING FURIOUSLY*
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:43 pm

Is this thread about America, Gun laws, fireworks, and BeeAre turning you on Mir?
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Postby Mir@k » Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:14 pm

no br said that captain america was unlikeable for an unknown reason and i feel the same way so i felt the most appropiate and gentlemanly way of approaching the situation was to reply by masturbating vigorously.

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Postby MERASMUS! » Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:04 pm

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Postby Creppy Eggy » Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:10 pm

Ehhhh not really.
Did you at least use lubricate? Can't do that shit dry...
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Postby Wulfespinndel » Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:15 pm

Randori wrote:Ehhhh not really.
Did you at least use lubricate? Can't do that shit dry...

Fuck yeah you can.

I've done it dry for over six years and BOY, does it feel so GLORIOUS upon each stroke and pump of the holy right hand of great unmatrimony.
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