HOLY FUCK AMERICA! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

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Re: HOLY FUCK AMERICA! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:25 pm

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As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: HOLY FUCK AMERICA! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:44 pm

No you. That guy looks like a statue carved out of feces.

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