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Postby Q.U. » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:41 pm




Fucking seriously. We need to get the UN on board and intervene in the USA and liberate them from all the food and introduce some healthy starvation. At the very least nuke Texas (sorry BR). This cannot go on, America. We all want you to get better, but fucking hell, get a hold of yourself! You can let yourself go on your own, but killing people because of it is where the Geneva convention takes offence.
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:08 pm

I actually thought this would be a 4th of July thread.
Oh well.
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Postby MERASMUS! » Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:15 pm

The irony hurts.
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Postby Q.U. » Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:15 pm

Nukes as fireworks for 4th of July?
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:17 pm

Q.U. wrote:Nukes as fireworks for 4th of July?

I can work with that. Will it be colorful?
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Postby Mir@k » Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:29 pm

There'll be a lot of mushroom shaped sites with lots of funny looking creatures afterwards.
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:38 pm

Oooo nuclear genocide! This'll be interesting...
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Postby Q.U. » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:03 pm

Randori wrote:I actually thought this would be a 4th of July thread.
Oh well.

I won't celebrate it with a bang because I don't care about that date. And most of you won't celebrate it with a bang because fireworks are illegal in a lot of US. So why not just abandon the holiday altogether?
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Postby Guardian » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:10 pm

You might want to get that train of thought checked.

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Postby Guardian » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:10 pm

And fuck you, we can celebrate what we want.
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Postby Mir@k » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:13 pm

lol 4th of july and its ironic undertones
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Postby Guardian » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:27 pm

yeah
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Postby Q.U. » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:33 pm

That map is bullshit btw. A huge generalisation if anything.

Case in point: Stafford, Texas.

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Postby Guardian » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:36 pm

You did make a rather large generalization as well.
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:46 pm

Q.U. wrote:And most of you won't celebrate it with a bang because fireworks are illegal in a lot of US.

Pfftttt.
Quite Unfun wrote:So why not just abandon the holiday altogether?

Two words: Carne Asada!
Oh, and fireworks (even though they're illegal)!
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Postby Q.U. » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:49 pm

11 out of 50 states is quite a significant portion. Plus all the towns/cities that chose to do it independently of their state law.

Then again, I'm not going to argue over semantics.


Point is, in some fairly populated parts of the USA they take away all your fun fireworks because they are too dangerous, letting you play with sparklers like a baby. And yet they feel assault weapons and junk food are completely safe.

Now of course, assault weapons aren't completely legal everywhere either, but it does seem to point to some rather disturbing observations.
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Postby Guardian » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:57 pm

Which is a good idea. You don't want to be launching mortar class fireworks in a city setting. Although some can get away with it, like in Washington (at least the western part). From what I know most of the restrictions on fireworks is to prevent fires rather than prevent bodily harm. That's the reason why mortar-class fireworks aren't allowed in Idaho, but the funny thing is that I can go over to Wyoming and get all of the illegal fireworks that I want. Washington though, its so wet over on that western side that you don't need to worry about it as much. If you're safe with a firework, you'll be fine.

There are idiots, such as myself and my friends, who enjoy shooting each other with roman candles while wearing rain coats to prevent burns.

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Postby Sig Skellington » Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:01 pm

So America's full of idiots... What country isn't, honestly? Every country has some group or population doing something that could be considered idiotic.
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Postby Biostar » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:06 pm

I'm actually impressed she's still alive.

I still hear big booms around the neighborhood before and after 4th of July despite it being illegal in this county. People are going have their big fireworks, California's dry weather be damned.
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Postby Sig Skellington » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:09 pm

Biostar wrote:I'm actually impressed she's still alive.

Just don't light a match. There's probably been methane building up in that room for quite some time now.
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Postby MERASMUS! » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:30 pm

But Somebody is gonna have to burn all that fat for her!
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Postby Sig Skellington » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:37 pm

I would suggest liposuction, but it may take years to get it all out safely. Many people don't know this, but blood vessels develop inside of pockets of fat. Removing too much fat too quickly would result in death from blood loss. Sometimes, science is frightening.
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Postby Brax4 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:37 pm

Well, not all Americans are fat, take me for example, I'm pretty fit.

As for fireworks, I live in Ohio, which according to that map, we can't really have many fireworks, but we shoot off the big ones anyway.
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:18 pm

I had an illegal-fireworks-boom-a-thon last yeah. It was fun, although my ears did go deaf a few times.
I also had a roman-candle fight last year, and it was cool... until I got burned a bit.
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:23 pm

Also:
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