Kurosai Chronicles Character Idea (It's a contest)

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Kurosai Chronicles Character Idea (It's a contest)

Postby Sigment » Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:14 am

So my story's moving along, but as a token of appreciation for the viewership I've received, I've given others the chance to add a character to my comic. Anyone is welcome to participate, whether they are a member of the forums or not. The rules for the contest can my found as the latest post in my comic's thread. It's worth noting that entries are to be sent to me in an email, not a PM in an email, or a PM, not a thread post.
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Re: Kurosai Chronicles Character Idea (It's a contest)

Postby Grey » Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:33 am

put me in the story
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Re: Kurosai Chronicles Character Idea (It's a contest)

Postby Grey » Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:33 am

contest over i win
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Re: Kurosai Chronicles Character Idea (It's a contest)

Postby Saint Soul » Thu Jun 27, 2013 10:57 pm

No grey you can't enter. Why would he want two of you when one is better and awesome enough?
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Re: Kurosai Chronicles Character Idea (It's a contest)

Postby Sigment » Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:22 am

A rule regarding entry method has been modified to allow members to send a PM instead. All other rules still apply.
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Re: Kurosai Chronicles Character Idea (It's a contest)

Postby Asmodai » Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:38 am

But Grey entered, the contest is already over.
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Re: Kurosai Chronicles Character Idea (It's a contest)

Postby Asmodai » Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:44 am

In far more interesting news, there's now going to be two Game of Thrones porn spoofs... As if that show didnt already feature enough nudity.

One will be done by Lee Roy (Jenkins!) Myers, who's already done a porn parody on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and The Big Lebowski. His currently torn between the following names: Game of Bones, Game of Moans or Game of Thongs. Classy.

The other is made by Hustler, and has the title This Ain't Game of Thrones XXX... Also, very classy. This one will be done by Axel Braun, who's done several superhero porn spoofs and three Star Trek porn spoofs.
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Re: Kurosai Chronicles Character Idea (It's a contest)

Postby Mir@k » Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:50 am

None of those porn auteurs have ever done anything enjoyable, why can't porn flicks stick to porn instead of trying to hammer in a justification plot for the parody bonking process?
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Re: Kurosai Chronicles Character Idea (It's a contest)

Postby Asmodai » Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:03 am

I dont watch porn for the story, I just watch it for the porn... Speaking of porn, and to some extend dicks...

The greatest penis rescue story ever wrote:A 35 year old man presented to M.B. hospital, Udaipur with extremely swollen penis. On examination two metallic rings were seen at the base of penis.

On taking history it was revealed that he was advised by his friend to pass metallic ring over base of penis, to obviate penile erection and auto-ejaculation at night. He was practicing this method successfully since one year. On examination, gross oedema on distal part of penis was present and two metal rings were applied on base of penis (Fig.1) which could not be taken out. Patient was shifted to emergency O.T. in an effort to remove metallic rings. Lidocaine jelly was applied over penis, given multiple puncture, compression on penis was applied by hand and thin streams of fluid came out from multiple puncture sites but with all these we were unable to remove the rings and we did not get the suitable instrument to cut the rings safely. Finally an intravenous drip set tube was applied circumferentially, starting from tip of the penis to its base in order to have an even compression as a tourniquet (Fig. 2). The compression was maintained for 4 minutes and this procedure was repeated for five times. (In between the tourniquet application the penile compression was maintained by squeezing the penis with palm). This manoeuver reduced penile oedema dramatically and metallic rings could be retrieved manually over lubricated jelly. The whole procedure took around 50 minutes. The two rings were of 3.5 cm x 2.5 cm x 2 cm and 3 cm x 2 cm x 1.5 cm external diameter, internal diameter and width respectively (Fig. 3) . . .

There was no damage to penis at strangulation site as well as on distal part. Penis was cleaned with povidone-iodine solution, an antibiotic ointment was applied and dressed with vaseline gauge and light pressure bandage applied.

Patient remained cooperative during procedure. Before starting the procedure patient was pre-medicated with inj atropine 0.6 mg, midazolam 5 mg and tramadol HCl 100 mg intravenously with a patency iv drip and 2% lidocaine jelly was applied over penis. Antibiotics and Tetanus prophylaxis was also given. Psychoanalysis later revealed no abnormality. …

The method described above is highly effective, cost saving, complication free and can be done by every practitioner.

Good thing the psychoanalysis revealed no abnormalities.
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Re: Kurosai Chronicles Character Idea (It's a contest)

Postby Yog » Sun Jun 30, 2013 9:32 pm

Yeah.

That metal ring shit is quite dangerous.

But you shouldn't need that article to tell you that. I guess it beats learning the hard way, though.
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