I had a damn where I went into a damn building that was damn green and black whilst it was being shot at by a damn tank. I don't know why a damn tank was there but I just damn went with it. When I was inside a damn building I found a damn tv and a remote. The damn tv had some weird gibberish next to some damn circles like a damn menu screen or something. I picked up the damn remote and selected one of the damn circles and then it all went to damn hell.
I felt, and I mean I actually damn FELT, my damn soul being sucked out of my damn body, and when it stopped I could breathe fire and shoot damn fireballs from my damn hands. I had no damn clue what was happening so I went on a damn killing spree, breathing fire on people and whatnot. Then I woke up.
I have no damn idea what the hell that damn was but it was totally damn badass getting to breath damn fire on people like a goddamn dragon.
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