I AM KING OF THE CASTLE!

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I AM KING OF THE CASTLE!

Postby Hiryu » Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:53 pm

My old man and his family are on vacation at the mainland for a week, he left me responsible for the house.
I am actually home alone for the first time in my life. Only took this long to trust me. :D
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Re: I AM KING OF THE CASTLE!

Postby Mir@k » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:04 pm

Oh man thats awesome

I'm serious dude, i know what it feels like and you MUST enjoy it.
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Re: I AM KING OF THE CASTLE!

Postby Hiryu » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:09 pm

Done, done and yet to be done.
I was considering a skype chat, willing to get group video and everything. And no, won't be naked.
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Re: I AM KING OF THE CASTLE!

Postby Exodis » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:11 pm

Watch out for the buglars dude.
Better make some traps to keep the house fortified.
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Re: I AM KING OF THE CASTLE!

Postby Hiryu » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:13 pm

The house has a guard dog, 4 meters/13 feet tall walls, an alarm system and several rifles.
Do you really think I need more?
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Re: I AM KING OF THE CASTLE!

Postby Mir@k » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:20 pm

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Re: I AM KING OF THE CASTLE!

Postby Fummoffu » Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:47 pm

Sentry going up!
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Re: I AM KING OF THE CASTLE!

Postby Hiryu » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:37 pm

Spy sappin' mah sentry!
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Re: I AM KING OF THE CASTLE!

Postby The Mad Doctor » Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:21 pm

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