There's tons of weird signs, newspaper headlines, and advertisements out there. So I figured, why not make a thread about 'em? Just post a funny sign of any kind, that's all I ask. No articles, please (unless the title's funny).
I'll start with one of my personal favorites...
"Stick around... I'm full of bad ideas." -Isaac Clarke
"You've chosen your Answer. Now see it through." -Serene Haze
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