You know him, and you love him! Now let us celebrate that bastard's day of escape from a prison known as the womb with a virgin sacrifice... or we can put a hooker in the cake (AIDS-free!).
Err anyway, happy birthday dude! Go crazy.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.
Stuff: Exodis is funnier than people give him credit for.