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It's been awhile since I've made a thread

Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:19 am

So I just wanna say right now that my balls smell like Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:23 am

That's nice to hear.
Also, why are you smelling your balls?

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Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:23 am

fantastic

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Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:25 am

Exodis wrote:That's nice to hear.
Also, why are you smelling your balls?


I'm not wearing tight boxers, which allows my balls to emit the smell.

It's nice for a change because usually it smells like sperm after fapping a lot.

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Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:26 am

Okay, thanks for the info...

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Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:46 am

based on the pieces of evidence you have given me, I have deduced the following conclusions:

1. You masturbate repeatedly without cleaning yourself, and frequently. This has been inferred from the fact that your balls smell like sperm, but only after fapping "a lot". It is fair to consider that "a lot" means at minimum 3 times. So this means that over the course of three masturbation sessions you refused to clean yourself and sperm soaked onto your balls, and then you smelled your balls. You note that this is how your balls usually smell, so this means you masturbate often and rarely clean yourself, or this means that you enjoy smelling your balls after masturbating repeatedly.

2. You are rubbing your balls with KFC. This ties into the first conclusion. Your balls only smell after they have had a substance smeared on them - semen - but now they smell differently. This means that one substance has been replaced by another.

So in summation, I suggest you take a shower, and make a daily habit of it. Also, learn how to not make a mess of yourself masturbating.

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Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:47 am

He's jerking it with chicken grease.

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Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:48 am

Splendid deductions, Watson

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Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:49 am

EagleMan wrote:2. You are rubbing your balls with KFC.

I just lost it right there. Damn it Eagle, you so freakin' awesome.

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Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:49 am

Whatis6times9 wrote:He's jerking it with chicken grease.

His alternative for lube.

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Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:51 am

If you are in fact jerking it with chicken, I feel a duty to inform you that this is tantamount to both bestiality and necrophilia. Hopefully you did not eat it as well.

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Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:51 am

Gotta have that special sauce

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Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:03 am

EagleMan wrote:1. You masturbate repeatedly without cleaning yourself, and frequently. This has been inferred from the fact that your balls smell like sperm, but only after fapping "a lot". It is fair to consider that "a lot" means at minimum 3 times. So this means that over the course of three masturbation sessions you refused to clean yourself and sperm soaked onto your balls, and then you smelled your balls. You note that this is how your balls usually smell, so this means you masturbate often and rarely clean yourself, or this means that you enjoy smelling your balls after masturbating repeatedly.


Actually I do wash my balls and clean myself, especially when washing my hands after a session, but yeah, I've done it at least 3 times If I'm REALLY into it, although I don't do it as much anymore, which is very good. And no, my sperm has never soaked onto my balls as I have been staying as clean as I can when masturbating.

Also, a daily habit of showering actually isn't good for the skin, and also for the hair despite no significant medical problems arising from the habit. My hair is pretty healthy as a result, and my skin too. This is off topic but I've also been taking cold showers recently. I haven't felt this good with cold water since I was a kid.

I'll consider making a habit of washing my balls after masturbation sessions more often though.

Whatis6times9 wrote:He's jerking it with chicken grease.

You know what, someone needs to try jerking with bacon grease. Wonderful sensations right there!

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Fri Apr 19, 2013 8:54 am

Jesus fucking Christ.

Thank you, EM, for making this thread slightly enjoyable.

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Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:30 am

A daily shower might not be the 100% best thing for your skin (just skip the soap then and don't wet your hair, that's the biggest thing), but having your balls smell like semen should probably rank as something worse. All the ladies are going to love your silky smooth semen-smelling skin. Add KFC to the mix and you're just a god now - your pheromones will be telling females that you can provide them both food and sexual pleasure. However, beware of women attracted to the smell of KFC and semen.

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Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:44 am

I'm eating skittles.

hello c:

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Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:44 am

You're going to catch the diabetes, now bury those skittles and grow yourself a rainbow.

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Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:32 pm

Then taste it

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Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:10 pm

And then poop it out.

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Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:10 pm

Then taste it

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Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:18 pm

You should also follow the rainbow to find a pot of gold
So you can taste that too

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Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:19 pm

Then rub it on half of your face run outside shirtless and start yelling to people: "THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!".

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Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:30 pm

Ride the rainbow until a chomp eats you

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Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:34 pm

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Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:45 pm

That was magical.
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