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I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sun Sep 21, 2014 7:44 pm

It makes me white all over
It makes my insides feel yellow
It feels like I'm walking on egg shells
Being made fun of has gotten overeasy
I need to have my confidence hard-boiled
And to stop having thoughts that would make my mind all scrambled

So please, stop calling me "Eggs". Or else I'll crack under the pressure.

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As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sun Sep 21, 2014 7:50 pm

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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby EagleMan » Sun Sep 21, 2014 7:58 pm

Randori, the Last Savior AKA Exodis, the Universal Swordsman, I will honor your request. I have never called you Eggs before so this will be quite an easy task.
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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby Jesturr » Sun Sep 21, 2014 8:05 pm

I'm glad you came out of your shell about this, Exodis.
Normally silly nicknames like those crack me up, but I'll make an eggseption not to call you any.
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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby Sig Skellington » Sun Sep 21, 2014 8:12 pm

It okay if I still call you Ex?
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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby Mir@k » Sun Sep 21, 2014 8:46 pm

Haha good thread
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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby Witch Haru » Mon Sep 22, 2014 12:14 am

i already call you exo but i wish i could think of a better nickname
since you are one of my best friends here and i wanna call you something special
but i have no idea hmmm
i never found "eggy" good for some reason, though.... it made me imagine you as a giant egg lol
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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby Vegedus » Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:52 am

With all these puns I can't tell if you're deadly serious or eggsagerating.

And I won't stop calling you eggs. Never. Well, I might spell it 'X', but the pronunciation is the same, the intent is the same.
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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby Alopumpkin » Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:11 am

Vegedus wrote:With all these puns I can't tell if you're deadly serious or eggsagerating

This ain't no yolk, we need to reggspect his request..
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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby Mathias » Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:21 am

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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby Jesturr » Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:46 am

Alopunk wrote:
Vegedus wrote:With all these puns I can't tell if you're deadly serious or eggsagerating

This ain't no yolk, we need to reggspect his request..


My thoughts eggsactly.
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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby Witch Haru » Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:59 am

guys this is getting a bit eggsessive, don't you think?
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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby ULTRADJWEEN » Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:59 am

I'd rather be watching Eg, Egg, and Eggy
When I have something clever I'll put it here. XP
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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby Millo » Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:30 pm

Ultra that joke felt so scrambled together
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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby Witch Haru » Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:36 pm

c'mon guys enough jokes
we have to walk on eggshells with an issue like this
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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby Millo » Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:40 pm

What's exodis gonna do? I ain't no chicken who's afraid of him
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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby Mir@k » Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:44 pm

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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby Creppy Eggy » Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:12 pm

;_; you guys are mean.
Y'all are taking it to the eggstreme.
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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby Whatis6times9 » Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:04 pm

You're eggaggerating!
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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby Millo » Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:19 pm

Hope he doesn't go all evil villain on us and hatch a plan to attack
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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby Creppy Eggy » Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:28 pm

If I did, it would be an eggcelent plan
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby MERASMUS! » Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:35 pm

My last name is literally pronounced "eggy"
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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby BeeAre » Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:50 pm

eggleggleggleggleggleggleggleggle
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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby OrangeBee » Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:54 pm

Imma turn you into some bacon n eggs boy
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Re: I hate being called "Eggs"

Postby EagleMan » Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:28 pm

BeeAre wrote:eggleggleggleggleggleggleggleggle

yes?

also being an egg is in your signature Randori, you're clearly proud of the name
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