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The master has frowned upon you.

Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:09 am

When opening fortune cookies has anyone ever got a bad fortune?
I don't think I've ever seen a bad one.

Re: The master has frowned upon you.

Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:19 am

I got a blank piece of paper once.

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:27 am

I got one in Japanese once, or was it Chinese?

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:28 am

I got one where the opposite came true.

It said something like, You will live a life of happiness with your current lover. Weird one, to be honest.

That same day, I was dumped by my girlfriend at the time.

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:00 pm

Well considering these things are bullshit that's quite normal.
The point is not taking whatever the paper says as a premonition or something, it's just supposed to raise your spirit up. If you're the kind of person able to raise your own spirit by reading what a mass produced piece of paper from some province in china says.
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Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:02 pm

I make fun of fortune cookies. A lot.

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:17 pm

that must be an enriching experience i guess

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:20 pm

Best fortune I ever got: "Bread today is better than cake tomorrow."

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:31 pm

specially because cake is addictive and makes you fat

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:31 pm

Yes. >_>

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:34 pm

specially strawberry-filled chococake.

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:34 pm

or baumkuchen

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:36 pm

I'm boring. I like a white cake with a vanilla buttercream. -_-

I need to try some no-knead bread recipes...regular yeasty bread takes too much effing time and doesn't rise in the winter here.

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:53 pm

i hate baking cakes they're too god damn easy to bake
however i enjoy baking a certain cookie recipe some old woman who used to live in the apartments below gave me

my oven broke down three years ago though so i don't think i could bake them now, it's not like bicycle riding

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:59 pm

I've never even touched a fortune cookie.

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:03 pm

Honestly, they taste kinda gross.

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:06 pm

They taste weird. Or more specifically, they rarely taste like anything. There's a faintly sweet aftertaste on them but other than that, they have no taste.

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:21 pm

I find they have a decidedly heavy almond-y taste...with a sweet beginning and a bitter finish.

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:25 pm

It feels like biting into some kind of edible and frail cardboard.

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:26 pm

With a grainy texture. >_<;;

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:28 pm

I read a fortune once. Then the paper gave me a paper cut... KARMA!

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:58 pm

I got one that says "Some fortune cookies contain no fortune. Lucky Numbers 5, 22, 34, 11, 2, 17"
It's taped to the inside of my wallet. Not necessarily a bad fortune, just a strange one.

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:00 pm

Hiryu wrote:I've never even touched a fortune cookie.

Do you even have chinese people?

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:09 pm

I once had a cookie that told me to eat more chinese food because it will give me great heath or something

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Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:48 pm

Some asswipe forgot to put a fortune in my fortune cookie.
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