Game with the longest loading time?

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Re: Game with the longest loading time?

Postby Hana » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:46 pm

Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 has "get up and make a sandwich" loading times for some of the story portions.
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Re: Game with the longest loading time?

Postby Mathias » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:45 pm

Fallout 3 on PS3. Especially when it's one of those times when it bugs out when you fast-travel and when it finally loads, everything is sped up and then lags when you try to move.
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Re: Game with the longest loading time?

Postby Brax4 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:56 pm

Hana wrote:Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 has "get up and make a sandwich" loading times for some of the story portions.

Insert derogatory woman sandwich joke.
I'm surprised so many recent games have awful loading times. Either I'm not noticing or I'm just really lenient.
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Re: Game with the longest loading time?

Postby Tuor » Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:04 pm

Fummofu wrote:Y'all forgot Fable 2.
The loading screen would actually freeze the game sometimes.

I feel like Fable 3 was worse
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Re: Game with the longest loading time?

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:04 pm

Hana wrote:Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 has "get up and make a sandwich" loading times for some of the story portions.

Just had a friend buy that a few days ago. Gotta ask him it bothers him at all now.
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Re: Game with the longest loading time?

Postby Blood Lord » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:25 pm

Dragon Age annoys the hell out of me, but it isn't bad in terms of length compared to some of these.

Did Mass Effect have a long loading screen? I can't remember.
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Re: Game with the longest loading time?

Postby Izanagi » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:35 pm

Mass Effect always takes forever for me to load.
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Re: Game with the longest loading time?

Postby Alopunk » Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:06 am

Hana wrote:Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 has "get up and make a sandwich" loading times for some of the story portions.


Had that same problem with Tekken 6 when you verse your friends locally. Yet I didn't always face that problem when I played story mode. o-o
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