Does he deserve a birthday thread? Eh, I don't care. Oh, and he's actually called Tom E. Gemcity but I am not gonna use that name because that just sounds ridiculous! Anyway, happy birthday... yeah.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.
Stuff: Exodis is funnier than people give him credit for.