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So there's this thing going around...

Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:15 pm

...where it involves a call on skype. Heard it's hip and happening.

Re: So there's this thing going around...

Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:19 pm

Hmmm, do tell.

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Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:35 pm

Yes, do explain.

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Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:36 pm

Legend tells you can contact people across the world with it.

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Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:49 pm

Astounding! Please carry on.

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Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:00 pm

Sounds like the work of wizards.

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Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:43 pm

Oh, you guys forget about it. Apparently it's just a rumour.

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Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:46 pm

Well ain't that just the cat's pajamas. The other day I was fiddlin' around with this new confaigled device call "the telephone", it's a real hoot!

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Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:53 pm

Yes, I hear the "Alexander" fella created it!

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Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:57 pm

Is this Skype doohickey like a good ol' fashioned Voxophone?

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Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:59 pm

Exodis wrote:Yes, I hear the "Alexander" fella created it!

Fuck that shit man. I have one thing tho say to "Alexander"

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Re: So there's this thing going around...

Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:01 pm

I actually did build it and it works just fine. (Srsly, my name's Alexander.)

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Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:05 pm

Skype is black magic and all who use it suckle at the Devil's teat. repent!

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Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:11 pm

Riz wrote:Skype is black magic and all who use it suckle at the Devil's teat. repent!

Repent from the Sodom below and float on up to Columbia!

Re: So there's this thing going around...

Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:35 am

EagleMan wrote:Is this Skype doohickey like a good ol' fashioned Voxophone?

What's a Voxaphone?

"What's a Voxaphone?"

... I ain't paying for that.

Re: So there's this thing going around...

Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:00 pm

>.>

<.<

*steals millions of dollars*

Re: So there's this thing going around...

Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:50 am

So like

I got the day off the day after we pull in, which is tomorrow. That means I can stay up all fucking night and all morning--or morning and night depending on where you lay your head--and go drinking with you all in the morning--which is night--and then wake up at night--which is morning!

SO LET'S HAVE A PARTY! ON SKYPE! WITH DRINKS AND STUFF!

Stuff, you in?

Re: So there's this thing going around...

Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:02 am

You guys remember back then when you were in the forums, you guys used Ventrilo?

Re: So there's this thing going around...

Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:49 am

Whatever happened to plain old talking to people?

...On second thought, I don't want the answer.

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Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:16 am

Technology brings everyone together, as well as distances us.

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Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:36 am

HIRYU'S MOM'S GOING AROUND.

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Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:45 am

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:00 am

You want that broken down thing? You can have her.

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Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:39 am

Hiryu wrote:You want that broken down thing? You can have her.


*cracks neck* I'm feeling festive. I want to extend that analogy to an absurd limit.

*slides his mechanic jacket on, adjusts sewn name badge*

We're all having a party in the garage getting the hunk of shit you came out of to not spit up the fluids we put in her unnecessarily so she could get around town and generally be considered a reconstituted pile rather than the tragic spit-up pile of fuck-awful she is right now. The concrete floor is really dirty, and we got smears on her from dragging her in across it. We didn't think she'd fit in the normal pleats, so we used the farm equipment ones to be safe. Raised her a good six feet up, and of course, she starts dripping all kinds of lubricants, so we're like "Okay, we've gotta get to work. This is gonna be a chore, but we'll be proud when we're done." Though we had to choke back our vomit when we did it, because man the smells that were happening. Just oozing out of every hole on the damn thing. We poured an entire bucket of soap on her before we did anything. Washrag and a sandblaster damnit all but we got her shining--as much as could be expected. Still, you can bet everyone took a bath after that. Slapped around, checking her heads, fog and brights, her marks. Particularly flattering, that fucking, what? Spread paintjob just above that busted-ass trunk, was really pretty compared to all the terrible around it. Fuckin' appropriate. We still can't get the trunk to close all the way, so we'll come back to that. Hopefully when we're done you won't have to keep using bungee-cords. Stopped any and all mirror work, obviously. God, that's a mess you'll need a specialist for. Something you might all know is that we had to abandon all hope of getting all the scuffs off. At a certain point it just becomes abuse, though--you know what I'm talking about. We hope we're not going to see more of that in the future. Aside from that, though. Real thorough bodywork. We're not done yet, but stick around, if you're into just watching or whatever. We'll get this fat crap-heap back to you better than you brought her in, that's for sure. Couldn't believe that shit when you staggered into the place with this trash. There was mud in places I still don't understand how it got there. Fuckin'... still! Gotta admit though, once you get her up and perky, she revs up pretty good. Purrs like a kitten sometimes, when she's not choking back on the pipes. Interior is pretty goddamn plush. Very slick. I mean, not gonna win any "best in show", but she'll keep you happy. Get you a few places. Gets real loud sometimes!


Anyway, I know you got shit to do. I'll get you the estimate when we're done fuckin' around out here. *spits into a near-full spittoon with audible splash and visible ripples, you can tell because of all the different colors wobbling around*
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