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Re: a boner is like

Postby Exodis » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:46 am

I'm doing it as I type! Keep going Riz...!
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:47 am

uh

sex is good I would like to have some
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Re: a boner is like

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:47 am

you're all sick freaks
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Exodis » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:48 am

"We all go a little mad sometimes..."
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:49 am

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Re: a boner is like

Postby Exodis » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:50 am

EagleMan wrote:sick freaks
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Blood Lord: Yup, Randori is a very well respected night elf of the community. His valuable service to the site has brought great blessings to this people.
BeeAre: I'm totally gay for Randori.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Jingle Males » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:51 am

This thread makes me :redface:
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Re: a boner is like

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:52 am

people normally have redder faces after sexual activity that is true
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Jingle Males » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:54 am

Damn this forum and it's lack of gold star smiles
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:55 am

wtf it's 2am how'd that happen

welp time to go to bed and masturbate and sleep naked and be a general cocktease
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Jingle Males » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:56 am

I do that every night
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Re: a boner is like

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:03 am

Liz that is very inappropriate, I will be reporting you to HR.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Rough Giraffe » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:19 am

Don't you mean BR?

He could probably use the action.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Q.U. » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:31 am

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This is some quality discussion thread here. I keep getting reminded that this forum prefers to play Limbo rather than Hurdling, no matter how low the bar is set.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:10 am

EagleMan wrote:And Neo there's nothing wrong with that rate, but if you find yourself regularly needing to masturbate 2 or more times a day (meaning like the weekdays) as a guy that may be indicative of an issue if there's other concerns. If you're doing it around once a day on average there's nothing wrong with that. Otherwise people have their own rates and this can naturally decline or rise with age depending on your biology and lot in life.

I'm kind of curious about something. What about women that would often masturbate more than once a day regularly? I have a friend who... dare say... wants me to help her with it now and again. I don't have a problem with it, and she's cute. But does that mean anything for women in comparison to men for wanting to do it so much?

Also, to be honest about myself, I'll probably masturbate about once every other day. And a couple times maybe on a day off here and there. My sex drive's been active for quite a while, and it's gotten a little more aggressive in the last few years. It's probably topped off, but hasn't lessened in the slightest.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:34 am

With women it's different. As long as they aren't physically hurting themselves or doing it obsessively, they can do it a lot. On a physical level most women will be plenty fine doing it more than once a day, easily. Women get to have more orgasms and more intensely with barely anything physical limiting the number of times they can go. You should help her. YOU FOOL
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:45 am

I do D: She does... sort of like toys though... a lot <_< She really likes having herself stuffed full everywhere... She gets pretty kinky, but nothing too extreme.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Asmodai » Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:43 am

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Re: a boner is like

Postby Tuor » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:26 pm

This is hilarious
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:27 pm

the other thread is way better
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Re: a boner is like

Postby SpiderTiki » Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:54 pm

Q.U. wrote:Image

This is some quality discussion thread here. I keep getting reminded that this forum prefers to play Limbo rather than Hurdling, no matter how low the bar is set.



Q.U. wrote:no matter how low the bar is set.


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Re: a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:58 pm

newb

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Re: a boner is like

Postby SpiderTiki » Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:09 pm

There. Is your boner pleased now, or do i have to go burn something down?
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:13 pm

I lost my boner years ago when I had my surgery
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Jingle Males » Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:14 pm

What kind of sicko gets a boner from fires?
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