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Re: a boner is like

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:46 am

Exodis just put it between the two mittens.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Exodis » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:49 am

Yeah, with a cat holding the mittens. This sounds like    hentai...   
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Wulfespinndel » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:50 am

Thanks for the kind words EagleMan. My hate for masturbation has nothing to do with doing it dry or anything (it feels better dry for me.) I just feel like a sick bastard. When I stop masturbating one day I'll feel a lot better about myself. It's going to take a very long time though.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:51 am

dude masturbation isn't wrong

unless, like, it takes really sick shit for you to get off

then you should work on those issues not stop masturbating

masturbation is good and helps your nuts stay healthy
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Exodis » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:53 am

All this talk about masturbation...
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Re: a boner is like

Postby NeoWarrior7 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:53 am

EagleMan wrote:And Neo clearly you've never done it with someone's breasts. The grating feels so wrong, yet so right.

You think?


Also, doctors in the house, is it better to give it a couple days between?
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Love.Dreamer » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:54 am

Riz wrote:
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Riz wrote:on a related note tittyfucking is really fun

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Re: a boner is like

Postby Wulfespinndel » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:55 am

Riz wrote:dude masturbation isn't wrong

unless, like, it takes really sick shit for you to get off

then you should work on those issues not stop masturbating

masturbation is good and helps your nuts stay healthy


I keep hearing that all the time. But all the time I've spent doing it now makes wish I did better things, so it feels wrong to me in many ways. I don't like anymore.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Jingle Males » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:55 am

It also lessens the chance of you "going" in your sleep or so I heard
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:56 am

NeoWarrior7 wrote:
EagleMan wrote:And Neo clearly you've never done it with someone's breasts. The grating feels so wrong, yet so right.

You think?


Also, doctors in the house, is it better to give it a couple days between?


nah. no better, no worse.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:57 am

Well if it involves an animal there is a word for that. And it's legal in Russia as long as you don't make porn out of it.

So Rosso is it mainly what society says about masturbation that makes you feel bad? Masturbation is one of those things that nearly everyone does but it's impolite to talk about it. For instance, girls apparently do not poop. Unless you masturbate to porn of that. Also it is mostly that you only feel bad afterwards? That can just be you coming down from the high of an orgasm and you're misinterpreting your feelings. If you've never done any hard drugs, an orgasm is basically a condensed drug experience, and so it won't feel great having to come down from that and having to deal with the mess you probably made. If you masturbate in a household with others that may be also adding to the shame component of it as you have to sneak around to do it privately without interference from others. That should tell you there's nothing wrong with the act itself.

You've made a new post now, but let's be honest, most people already waste a lot of time. You just choose to spend some of it masturbating. Cutting out masturbating won't magically make you more motivated to learn other things.

And Neo there's nothing wrong with that rate, but if you find yourself regularly needing to masturbate 2 or more times a day (meaning like the weekdays) as a guy that may be indicative of an issue if there's other concerns. If you're doing it around once a day on average there's nothing wrong with that. Otherwise people have their own rates and this can naturally decline or rise with age depending on your biology and lot in life.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:04 am

also reading the front page sequentially makes it go "a boner is like Liz"
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Re: a boner is like

Postby NeoWarrior7 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:07 am

Alright, just curious. Thought I heard someone on the internet say once a day could cause issues or something.
I rarely hit that anymore anyways. Did it more when I was a teen, obviously.

Related to our earlier topic, man I want a tittyfuck before I die. It's not all hype, you say?
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:14 am

a boner IS like Liz
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Exodis » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:16 am

Riz wrote:a boner IS like Liz

they're both horny.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:20 am

NeoWarrior7 wrote:Alright, just curious. Thought I heard someone on the internet say once a day could cause issues or something.
I rarely hit that anymore anyways. Did it more when I was a teen, obviously.

Related to our earlier topic, man I want a tittyfuck before I die. It's not all hype, you say?

All hype. Run away from women with large breasts. They will suffocate you. Don't use lube either. Try to find a woman with extremely dry skin and get a gratejob from her.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Wulfespinndel » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:20 am

EagleMan wrote:So Rosso is it mainly what society says about masturbation that makes you feel bad? Masturbation is one of those things that nearly everyone does but it's impolite to talk about it. For instance, girls apparently do not poop. Unless you masturbate to porn of that. Also it is mostly that you only feel bad afterwards? That can just be you coming down from the high of an orgasm and you're misinterpreting your feelings. If you've never done any hard drugs, an orgasm is basically a condensed drug experience, and so it won't feel great having to come down from that and having to deal with the mess you probably made. If you masturbate in a household with others that may be also adding to the shame component of it as you have to sneak around to do it privately without interference from others. That should tell you there's nothing wrong with the act itself.

You've made a new post now, but let's be honest, most people already waste a lot of time. You just choose to spend some of it masturbating. Cutting out masturbating won't magically make you more motivated to learn other things.

I won't lie, it feels great after a wonderful orgasm. I just want to stop though. In the past it has contributed to fantasies I've had of a couple crushes; I am a very passionate person when it comes to liking someone that it has affected my performance in school. It has taken around 5 years for the first one and 3 for the second for me to stop thinking about them. Because of these events I'm not so comfortable around women anymore too, and that is a problem I want to resolve but right now that is not a concern.

What I fear however is falling in love once again, for masturbation has also played a part in it. Cutting them out from my life alone has reduced the amount of time looking at porn. As a kid, I just want to make it out in life alone without worrying about this kind of stuff. Today, I've been doing a lot better not masturbating as often as I did over the past...hm...6 years or so? Damn. I've also been morally obligated to repress my sexual desires as much as I can. All of this has allowed me to develop a happier mood. I was also depressed back then and anti-social.

And hey, there's nothing wrong getting some privacy and getting a good workout with my right arm. But anyways, stuff like this is what's making me feel that masturbation is wrong to me. As for masturbating privately, I agree, there's nothing wrong with that. I just have different reasons for my perspective towards the habit though.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:25 am

It's possible that your age is responsible for the decrease in masturbation. Kids around 16 might have no problem going 3-4 times a day on the regular for weeks. Around 18 you can start to flatten out and that declines. So if masturbation really bothers you that much, don't worry, you'll probably naturally lose the want to do it as much anyways. If it's that much of a problem for you, learn to recognize what situations compel you to masturbate, and make sure to avoid those situations. Say you find yourself alone in the house. You'll probably want to masturbate in that case. Just go outside somewhere then, and hopefully you won't feel the urge to masturbate.

All in all though there's nothing inherently wrong with masturbating. Why are you morally obligated to repress your sexual desires?
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Exodis » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:26 am

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Re: a boner is like

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:30 am

I have a very deep and broad knowledge of the subject of sex, both academically and practically. I plan to write my dissertation about the superiority of doggy style.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:32 am

cowgirl master race
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Re: a boner is like

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:40 am

Reverse cowgirl is like sitting doggy style.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:41 am

don't u fuckin tell me how 2 live my life
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:42 am

and I didn't say reverse cowgirl I said cowgirl
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Re: a boner is like

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:45 am

now you're just making Exodis masturbate more
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