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a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:01 am

a thumbs up from your balls to whatever you're thinking about
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Wulfespinndel » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:02 am

i hate boners.

they come when i don't expect it.

it's retarded.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:03 am

Rosso Rose wrote:they come when i don't expect it


it's okay dear 20% of all men....
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Wulfespinndel » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:05 am

Oh I can live with it. Because of random boners, sometimes I feel horny when I don't expect it too so I try repress my sexual desires.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Jingle Males » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:06 am

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Re: a boner is like

Postby Exodis » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:08 am

Rosso Rose wrote:i hate boners.

they come when i don't expect it.

it's retarded.

Well it's said that the penis has a mind of it's own, so when you get random boners it's just the penis... acting like a mini brain... yeah, that's fact... I think.

Also, a boner is like your everyday workout for your right/left arm.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Wulfespinndel » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:14 am

I hate masturbation.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:14 am

here lemme do it for you then
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Wulfespinndel » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:16 am

NO
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Wulfespinndel » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:17 am

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME :'(
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Love.Dreamer » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:19 am

I give you a thumbs up liz.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:22 am

Rosso Rose wrote:I hate masturbation.

so this implies you still do it
but you hate it

that's an odd issue and I hope you solve it steadfast, but not too fast
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Jingle Males » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:23 am

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Re: a boner is like

Postby Exodis » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:24 am

EagleMan wrote:
Rosso Rose wrote:I hate masturbation.

so this implies you still do it
but you hate it

that's an odd issue and I hope you solve it steadfast, but not too fast

He's doing it dry. All that friction is the reason why he hates it.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby NeoWarrior7 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:27 am

What, never tried it with sandpaper?
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Re: a boner is like

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:28 am

Lots of guys get along just fine dry, even if they're circumcised. But yeah Russo if you're getting both white and red, that's not a good sign.

And Neo clearly you've never done it with someone's breasts. The grating feels so wrong, yet so right.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:29 am

I have the most normal boner right now
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Jingle Males » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:29 am

Oh no I did it wrong.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:32 am

god dammit Male

here lemme kiss it better
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Re: a boner is like

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:34 am

Riz wrote:I have the most normal boner right now

Oh I'm sure. You've had to have received comments before about how you grate so good. Mm girl let me go through that grinder.
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:36 am

on a related note tittyfucking is really fun
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Re: a boner is like

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:41 am

Riz wrote:on a related note tittyfucking is really fun

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Re: a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:42 am

EagleMan wrote:
Riz wrote:on a related note tittyfucking is really fun

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Re: a boner is like

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:42 am

(I reblogged that)
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Re: a boner is like

Postby Exodis » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:42 am

TOO MUCH CATBUG IN A BONER THREAD!
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