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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:58 pm

Riz wrote:Exodis is too young and I don't even know what Whatis looks like, he might secretly be a chick

1 more year and I'm 18, Riz! Wait for me...
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby NeoWarrior7 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:59 pm

I have neither the equipment nor the technique, but if lego's taught me anything I'm very good at following directions.
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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:01 pm

Some girls like being able to train a guy to please them exactly as they want, instead of having some guy with his own notions of what to do in bed. Use that to your advantage one day Neo.
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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby NeoWarrior7 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:02 pm

Ha! And people told me playing with Bionicle until I was 16 would never pay off!
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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:04 pm

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Riz wrote:Exodis is too young and I don't even know what Whatis looks like, he might secretly be a chick

1 more year and I'm 18, Riz! Wait for me...


yeah I'm not gonna fuck a teenager

never have, never will
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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:07 pm

No one from 0-19 ever!? And I just stopped being a teenager like 3 weeks ago. Is it so wrong if I go after that teen booty? Think about all the proms I could attend.
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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:08 pm

dude that's just my personal preference, you do what you want. just don't break the law, k?
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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:10 pm

But... California... 18... Neo... Bionicle.
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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:17 pm

Whatever floats your boat, Eagle.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:31 pm

No, I don't want to do anything. I've never touched a woman in my life and I was raised by two dads and I came out via a C-section.
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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby NeoWarrior7 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:36 pm

Hey Eagle, how'd become such a sexpert anyways?
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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:39 pm

Porn, lots of porn... and google.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:46 pm

certainly couldn't be because he's had it, oh no no no.
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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:46 pm

NeoWarrior7 wrote:Hey Eagle, how'd become such a sexpert anyways?

What have I said that's so surprising? Basically I've said maybe masturbating around 14 times a week might not be a good idea for some guys and that socks can help a girl orgasm. In sex it's all about confidence Neo, in speaking with authority. And maybe a Ryan Gosling avatar.
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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:47 pm

really all you need is logic, it's not like sex is shrouded in mystery
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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:08 pm

A woman loves an overly logical man in bed who thinks through and decides the cost-benefit analysis of every thrust, lick and kiss.
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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:10 pm

EagleMan wrote:A woman loves an overly logical man in bed who thinks through and decides the cost-benefit analysis of every thrust, lick and kiss.

I'm....turned on
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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:13 pm

EagleMan wrote:A woman loves an overly logical man in bed who thinks through and decides the cost-benefit analysis of every thrust, lick and kiss.

Some, I'm sure there's some who'd be turned off by those few seconds it takes in between motions for the next decision.
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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:14 pm

a true man can make those calculations instantaneously
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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:14 pm

Riz, you've found your mate.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:14 pm

a panda and an eagle? oh it would never work =(
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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:15 pm

Pandas only work with Pandas and we've all seen how hard it is to get them to mate.
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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby EagleMan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:16 pm

A-one, a-two, a-threeeee!

And now to do the alphabet then repeat the letters that get the best reaction.
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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby Riz » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:16 pm

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Re: What are you wearing?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:17 pm

Capital or lowercase? Cursive or print?
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