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The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Postby Asmodai » Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:47 am

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Re: The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Postby Q.U. » Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:06 am

It would never happen like that. The demand for hookers would simply skyrocket.
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Re: The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Postby Riz » Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:20 am

I can't see the video while on my phone but I can only assume its a horror story
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Re: The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Postby BeeAre » Sat Mar 09, 2013 4:01 pm

apocalyptic thriller. similar but distinct from horror. and it is pretty funny, given that the French are stereotyped as the people who fuck the most. Death Note with Dicks.

And if every man died, the women would just restructure society, and genetically replicate some dudes. Some women had to be pregnant with fetuses whose sex hadn't been biologically determined yet thus immune from the wank-ban, so women would have like 13 years of productive work fixing what they saw was wrong with the planet. That potentially includes the mimetic effect of jerking off, if they can isolate the gene that causes it.

I wonder if there is a range on it. I would test it and send some very celibate monk astronauts to the moon and see if they die during the mass extinction--I would also pretend to be a celibate monk so I could be an astronaut on the ship, and if we survived, we'd come back and have to be doted over and objectified teehee~

If I somehow skipped dimensions and ended up in this world, it would either be a really neat place to live afterwards, or it would be a more horrible apocalyptic wasteland than any male dream of horror, because if we follow the stereotype for men, we might end up following the stereotype for women, where they have like 100 separate Cold Wars going on.
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Re: The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Postby Jingle Males » Sat Mar 09, 2013 5:55 pm

Psssh, not being to jerk off? Doesn't sound too bad, it'd be the perfecct time to start a hobby!
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Re: The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:48 am

BeeAre wrote:And if every man died, the women would just restructure society, and genetically replicate some dudes. Some women had to be pregnant with fetuses whose sex hadn't been biologically determined yet thus immune from the wank-ban, so women would have like 13 years of productive work fixing what they saw was wrong with the planet. That potentially includes the mimetic effect of jerking off, if they can isolate the gene that causes it.

So... pretty much this movie
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But swap the violence gene with the wanking gene.
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Re: The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:55 am

Mr. Sefrol wrote:So... pretty much this movie
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But swap the violence gene with the wanking gene.


Oh boy! Image: The Movie!
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Re: The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:40 pm

Not showing up for ya, Liz?
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Re: The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:46 pm

it's showing up for you cuz it's in your cache.
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Re: The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:56 pm

It's the cover of "The Last Man on Planet Earth". Pretty much summed up BR's description except women were just trying to eliminate the violence gene instead of their need to masturbate.
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Re: The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Postby Vegedus » Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:14 pm



Made by the same guys.

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Re: The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Postby Sentios » Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:53 pm

BeeAre wrote:where they have like 100 separate Cold Wars going on.



Jealousy is scary.


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>implying only guys masturbate
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Re: The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Postby Riz » Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:53 pm

are you suggesting that girls touch themselves? the very idea! >[
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Re: The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Postby Vegedus » Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:31 am

The very idea makes me touch myself.
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Re: The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Postby Saint Soul » Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:12 am

that day shall never come.
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Re: The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:55 am

That's because it already happened. You missed and it will never come again.
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Re: The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Postby Riz » Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:00 am

Sir Soulchild wrote:that day shall never come.


...but I will ;D
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Re: The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:17 am

Oh my~
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Re: The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

Postby Saint Soul » Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:21 am

You better.

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