This is the sort of thing ND would love to hear.
But in all seriousness, it always bothered me how it works being born on a the 29th of February when I was young. As a kid, I always thought if you were born on that day you'd get 4 times the presents each time it came around.
"Cogito, ergo es eggo." A.K.A. "I think, therefore you are a waffle."