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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:49 pm

its time for your just desserts.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:43 pm

Sliiide.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:47 pm

That's the spirit, Thing. Lend a hand. Let's go!

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:13 am

Before or After: I'm sorry I hit you with that dead, smelly rat.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:21 am

You are a sad, strange little man; you have my pity...

Farewell!

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:30 am

YOU. ARE. A. TOY.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:04 am

YOU are a CHILD'S........ PLAYTHING!

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:19 am

I gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

Watched Talladega Nights last night and I feel that fits.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:33 am

Show me the money.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:44 am

You ever seen a grown man naked?

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:11 am

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:41 am

I thought I told you to never [cum] in here!

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:18 pm

You just went full retard.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:20 pm

Before: judge me by my size, do you?

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:43 pm

Right when you're going to climax: Yippee Ki Ya mother fucker. BOOM!

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:24 pm

Exodis wrote:Right when you're going to climax: Yippee Ki Ya mother fucker. BOOM!

That sounds more like a cool thing than a negative.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:27 pm

That would not be a cool thing to say after sex

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:29 pm

Unless she's REALLY into Bruce Willis.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:30 pm

Okay first of all it's during sex, seconds before the climax. Second, how wouldn't it be cool??

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:31 pm

NeoWarrior7 wrote:Unless she's REALLY into Bruce Willis.

What if she's unaware of the movie and actor? She'll be like "Haha... you're silly."My perspective

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:31 pm

Riz wrote:That would not be a cool thing to say after sex

Buzzkill.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:33 pm

Exodis wrote:
NeoWarrior7 wrote:Unless she's REALLY into Bruce Willis.

What if she's unaware of the movie and actor? She'll be like "Haha... you're silly."My perspective


You've never talked to a girl before, have you?

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:37 pm

Riz wrote:
Exodis wrote:
NeoWarrior7 wrote:Unless she's REALLY into Bruce Willis.

What if she's unaware of the movie and actor? She'll be like "Haha... you're silly."My perspective


You've never talked to a girl before, have you?


hohohohohoho

My particular favorite mood-killer is, to initiate, break out Brick Tamland's "pants party" lines.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:45 pm

Before: I'm the Key Master, are you the Gate Keeper?

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:51 pm

That's a big Twinkie.
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