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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:25 pm

In case I don't see you... Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:25 pm

Honey I shrunk the kids

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:25 pm

Put some extra mozzarella on that motherfucker an' shit.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:27 pm

The hammer is my penis

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:28 pm

Before sex: I'M GONNA WRECK IT!

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:29 pm

Doctor, those that'll tell don't know, and those that know won't tell.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:30 pm

Hiryu wrote:Before sex: I'M GONNA WRECK IT!

Before or After sex: I'll fix it!

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:30 pm

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:30 pm

Hiryu wrote:Before sex: I'M GONNA WRECK IT!

After: I'm Gonna fix it!

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:32 pm

I want my two dollars
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:32 pm

Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:33 pm

Show me the money!

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:33 pm

Before sex: This is Red 5, I’m going in.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:34 pm

You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!

Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:35 pm

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:35 pm

hasta la vista, baby

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:37 pm

Where was ya, Wang? We was worried

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:37 pm

I used to fuck guys like you in prison

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:38 pm

Not exactly a movie quote but it was a quote someone said during the making of the movie.
"I might've gone too far in a few places"

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:39 pm

before sex: open the pod bay doors

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:40 pm

If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:41 pm

Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big?

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:42 pm

Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:42 pm

Protect the rabbits! Protect the rabbits!

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:43 pm

I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.
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