Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:05 am

Fuck all of you assholes!
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:10 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:11 am

Remember, this was all just a bad dream, fat boy!
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Exodis » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:13 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:17 am

not bad, for a girl
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:18 am

Been getting any?
Only your sister.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Birdofterror » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:33 am

It has been...

A red dawn...
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:36 am

I immediately regret this decision
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Yog » Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:58 am

This one's pretty dark.

"Wow, recess is almost over. I've gotta get you back to school."

EDIT: I've kinda moved off of movie quotes and into bad things to say after sex in general.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Yog » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:10 am

Back to movie quotes.

This one can be said for oral sex.

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:13 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Yog » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:15 am

Before sex.

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:16 am

I already said that one.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Yog » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:17 am

Shit.

Hrm.

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Exodis » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:39 am

WOLVERINES!!!!!!
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:53 am

at least try to make them sexual, seriously.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Yog » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:01 pm

I think his issue is that when someone posts a quote where the innuendo is too subtle, he doesn't get it.

He therefore thinks that the threads veering towards random movie quotes, and posts in kind.

A huge guess, but unless he explains his own justification, I think that's the problem.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Yog » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:02 pm

He also seems to be either:

A) Not actually 17 years old.

or

B) A very, very, VERY sheltered 17 year old.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Yog » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:12 pm

Back to the thread.

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Exodis » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:23 pm

Yeah I'm just saying random movie quotes. Gonna try and find some sexual ones.
And I am not a very, very, very sheltered 17 year old... 17 years old, but not very, very sheltered...
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Yog » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:45 pm

Alright then.

Anyway, if you don't get a quote, just send a PM to the poster asking about it.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:16 pm

feels strange to be back in this room where my daughter was conceived. what a great fuck her mother was. but if I knew she was going to lay a runt on me I'd have never spurted inside her. but that's how it goes. I let the jizzum flow. and today my daughter exists.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Tuor » Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:31 pm

((what movie is that from?))
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:35 pm

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Archrival » Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:16 pm

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