Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:05 am

Fuck all of you assholes!
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:10 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:11 am

Remember, this was all just a bad dream, fat boy!
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Exodis » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:13 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:17 am

not bad, for a girl
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:18 am

Been getting any?
Only your sister.
Well, better my sister than my mom, and my mom ain't bad.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Birdofterror » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:33 am

It has been...

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:36 am

I immediately regret this decision
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Yog » Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:58 am

This one's pretty dark.

"Wow, recess is almost over. I've gotta get you back to school."

EDIT: I've kinda moved off of movie quotes and into bad things to say after sex in general.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Yog » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:10 am

Back to movie quotes.

This one can be said for oral sex.

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:13 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Yog » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:15 am

Before sex.

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:16 am

I already said that one.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Yog » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:17 am

Shit.

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Exodis » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:39 am

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:53 am

at least try to make them sexual, seriously.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Yog » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:01 pm

I think his issue is that when someone posts a quote where the innuendo is too subtle, he doesn't get it.

He therefore thinks that the threads veering towards random movie quotes, and posts in kind.

A huge guess, but unless he explains his own justification, I think that's the problem.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Yog » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:02 pm

He also seems to be either:

A) Not actually 17 years old.

or

B) A very, very, VERY sheltered 17 year old.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Yog » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:12 pm

Back to the thread.

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Exodis » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:23 pm

Yeah I'm just saying random movie quotes. Gonna try and find some sexual ones.
And I am not a very, very, very sheltered 17 year old... 17 years old, but not very, very sheltered...
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Yog » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:45 pm

Alright then.

Anyway, if you don't get a quote, just send a PM to the poster asking about it.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:16 pm

feels strange to be back in this room where my daughter was conceived. what a great fuck her mother was. but if I knew she was going to lay a runt on me I'd have never spurted inside her. but that's how it goes. I let the jizzum flow. and today my daughter exists.
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Tuor » Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:31 pm

((what movie is that from?))
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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Riz » Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:35 pm

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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Postby Archrival » Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:16 pm

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