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Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:58 pm

Farewell, my brave Hobbit. My work is now finished. Here at last, on the shores of the sea, comes the end of our fellowship.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:59 pm

Most appropriate.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:38 am

We need to go deeper

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:44 am

In a threesome: Don't cross the streams!

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:45 am

Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:54 pm

Well, nobody's perfect.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:04 pm

I have been drilling holes...for thirty years. And I have never, never missed a depth that I have aimed for. and by god, I am not gonna miss this one.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:35 pm

Here's looking at you, kid

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:38 pm

And that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:40 pm

does it smell like that cuz it's dead?

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:09 pm

A little extra cheese on the taco?

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:14 pm

well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:23 pm

You've got red on you.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:27 pm

THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:39 pm

THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN! THIS IS FOR FIGHTING, THIS IS FOR FUN!

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:54 pm

Rule #1: Cardio.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:55 pm

Rule #2: Double tap

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:00 pm

Rule #25: Shoot First

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:02 pm

What a perfect asshole

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:36 pm

This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:37 pm

Show me your warface!

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:53 pm

Beautiful, naked, big-tittied women just don’t fall out of the sky, you know

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:55 pm

I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:01 am

I lost my bike!

Re: Movie quotes you shouldn't say after sex.

Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:03 am

Try to at least make them some kind of sexual innuendo, c'mon
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