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WWWWRRRGGGGHHHHHYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:13 pm

I JUST TORE MY FIRST PHONE BOOK IN HALF TODAY

MY ARMS...THEY FEEL HARD AS IRON RIGHT NOW, HAD TO FLEX IT IN THE MIRROR. AAGGGHHHH, I FEEL SO GOOD RIGHT NOW. SELF-ESTEEM LEVELS ARE SO HIGH.

SERIOUSLY, JUST TEARING IT APART, THE FEELING YOU HAVE ON YOUR MUSCLES AND YOUR CORE, LETTING OUT THAT SCREAM.

SHIT

I NEED ANOTHER PHONEBOOK GOD DAMMIT. THIS TIME A 4-INCH.

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Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:24 pm

pics plz.

Not for proof, but that I find it cool and amusing when people can do this. Congrads!

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Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:30 pm

Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah you are so hardcore maneeeeeeeeeeEeeee3ga

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Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:58 pm

PROOF! I want some phone-book-ripping action!

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:26 am

Blood Lord wrote:pics plz.

Not for proof, but that I find it cool and amusing when people can do this. Congrads!


Just pics, but let me dig it out from my trash first.

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:12 am

wow you are honestly the coolest person in the universe
i am swooning right now
i am on the floor in a heated fluster because my vagina is just so wet right now
i can barely contain myself
i must have you right now

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:13 am

Ok, here they are (big images):
http://imageshack.us/a/img266/9585/imga0001r.jpg
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7169/imga0002lc.jpg

Although it may look small (1 inch thick) the way the phone book was created made tearing it in half quite difficult. I had much tension on my arms because it wouldn't stay straight, so it always keeps flopping. The size of the phone book also made gripping quite a hassle, so you have to position your hand differently at some point.

Oh yeah, it was the 135th birthday of the phone book two days ago, so this was kind of a belated occasion.
Last edited by Wulfespinndel on Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:16 am, edited 1 time in total.

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:15 am

you are a king amongst men
the messiah
you were destined for great, unimaginable things
you will bed hundreds of luscious women
and make every man in the galaxy jealous

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:09 am

Next time, rip it with only one hand.

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:15 am

next time use your butt cheeks

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:20 am

Rosso Rose wrote:Ok, here they are (big images):
[links]

Although it may look small (1 inch thick) ...

Stopped reading there and laughed.

1 inch isn't that bad, some guys have it worse.

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:57 am

Image

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:26 am

Everyone knows a real man can rip a phone book with one hand.

Duh.

Common knowledge.

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:27 am

That show…was so ridiculous. I remember it being on late at night

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:28 am

Name something by John K. that isn't ridiculous.

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:30 am

Precisely.
I still haven't found a torrent of the show.

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:35 am

I dunno who John K is, but in my mind he's now responsible for every ridiculous cartoon

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:38 am

The only thing I ever watched by him was The Ren and Stimpy Show.

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:01 am

Hiryu wrote:Precisely.
I still haven't found a torrent of the show.

http://bitsnoop.com/the-ripping-friends ... 62413.html
http://torrage.com/torrent/4150CE076FB9 ... B5.torrent

Haven't downloaded it, I don't really like most of John K's stuff, but torrent seems legit, proper filenames, file number and size.

It's old though probably will be a slow download.

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:06 am

Sweet titties, thanks.

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:05 am

Rosso Rose wrote:Ok, here they are (big images):
http://imageshack.us/a/img266/9585/imga0001r.jpg
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7169/imga0002lc.jpg

Although it may look small (1 inch thick) the way the phone book was created made tearing it in half quite difficult. I had much tension on my arms because it wouldn't stay straight, so it always keeps flopping. The size of the phone book also made gripping quite a hassle, so you have to position your hand differently at some point.

Oh yeah, it was the 135th birthday of the phone book two days ago, so this was kind of a belated occasion.


Cool. South King, are you from Washington?

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:11 pm

My penis ripped a phonebook in half. I'd take a picture but no camera can stand the greatness of it.

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:59 pm

do it in front of chicks

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:59 pm

they dig that shit

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:46 pm

John K?
Oh the guy that does a few of those Adult Swim commericals
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